I Fucking Hate Valentines Day - WickedFire - Affiliate Marketing Forum

ChrisS · 02-12-2009, 07:59 PM

Alright. I really didn't want to do this, but in the tradition of I Fucking Hate Christmas. It's time to give that tawdry, worthless date we call Valentines day a good verbal assfucking.

The following is one of the many brain-dead radio commercials I heard on my otherwise pleasant drive today.

“Ok, guys we all know what’s coming up…Valentines Day! Don’t disappoint her like you did last year. Make her eyes light up with the package gift of jewelry and roses from blah blah blah. …Because you know that if she’s happy, then everyone stays happy!"

How. Fucking. Insulting.

But that stupid commercial perfectly illustrates everything wrong with Valentines day. It’s a holiday that’s constructed to make a few people rich and everyone else feel pressured, unsatisfied and inadequate.

“What are you doing for Valentines day” chant the mindless robots everywhere in their high-pitched, grating voices.

Well I’ll tell you what I’m NOT doing. I’m not buying a little heart packed with toothpaste filled chocolates. And I’m not buying a mass-processed, white teddy bear holding a heart. And I’m not spending $89.95 on a dozen moth-eaten roses that will die promptly.

Don’t even get me started on greeting cards. How about $11.95 for some shitty piece of paper that has some vomit-inducing saying like:

"Soft and beautiful as rose petals, your love fills my life with joy."

Who comes up with this shit? Mr. Rogers on Ecstasy? How about something awesome like:

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I want to fuck you with a rake.

…Maybe then I would buy your stupid fucking cards, Hallmark.

You know what I like to do on Saturday? I like to go to my favorite restaurant and enjoy a fine glass of Cabernet whilst I munch on a perfectly seared ribeye and calculate how close I am to buying a yacht.

Will I be able to do that this Saturday? FUCK NO. Why? Because Charlie the Construction worker and everyone he knows is firmly expected to spend a third of their paycheck to take the missus out on a “real date” on this oh so special day. Yay. Go Charlie. Maybe tonight will be your once-a-month, missionary position lay.

Remember how I said that Christmas makes poor people feel worse? Well that pales in comparison to Valentines day.

All across the country, sad, single fatties in XXL gray jogging pants will be slumped on their couches eating tablespoonfuls of chalky, acai berry powder as it clumps from the tears streaming down their pudgy faces. Yes, fatty. No one will ever love you again. You can thank Valentines day for reminding you.

Don’t even think that I’m dissing the ladies. Every chick I know hates Valentines day. YOU CAN’T FORCE ROMANCE. Period. A random gift or trip on a Wednesday after work is worth more than a million fucking Valentine’s presents.

But just in case you guys still want to send a card, I have conveniently provided you one below.

Happy Fucking Valentines Day!

Germz · 02-12-2009, 08:04 PM

Roflmao great animation.

Quote:

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I want to fuck you with a rake.

Does your girlfriend have any self esteem to hang around you? A girl has to be either stupid, or brain dead to go out with a guy who only sees her as an item.

Stop thinking with your dick, use your brain.

Good luck with your divorce buddy.

AMagz · 02-12-2009, 08:09 PM

^oh boy.

That reminds me, I need to get a card still. Thx for the reminder Chris!

Skippy McGee · 02-12-2009, 08:12 PM

Here here! Spoken like a dude who ain't getting any.

But, you know, on principle and shit.

dschus · 02-12-2009, 08:14 PM

Girls eat V day stuff up though.

ChrisS · 02-12-2009, 08:15 PM

OMG you brainwashed assholes

Turbo, back me up here.

acemenace · 02-12-2009, 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChrisS

OMG you brainwashed assholes

Turbo, back me up here.

I got your back Chris. V day is actually Vagina day...it turns men into vagine.

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InternetAuthor · 02-12-2009, 08:26 PM

Alright, alright - Leave Chris alone.

Valentine's Day does suck. The chocolate is always stale and the flowers are more expensive this time of year than anything else. Plus they've been sitting around for days, so they die in a matter of hours.

We're such romantics at my house, I told my DH (dear hubby for those not up with the Mommy lingo) that I wanted a new domain for V-day and the gift of labor. He'll go ahead and get it set up with Wordpress for me. Most romantic.

If your girl is drooling over V-day, it's likely because she doesn't have enough attention the rest of the time. Or she's 13 - a very real possibility from some of the threads, I've seen around here.

If you really want to wow your chick, get some nice paper and write her a love letter Include real emotions and such and you'll be golden. I'd leave out any mention of fish or rakes, however.

It is the time and depth of thought that makes a gift special. This is why the best gifts are almost always free.

GoogleSearchSux · 02-12-2009, 08:27 PM

Are you serious???

I love valentines day when I was single... it was the easiest time to meet girls possible. I would roll in with a bag of those nasty candies with stupid shit on them and make every girl feel like she was "special" and a few would return the favor.

Now that I have a steady GF valentines is still awesome as long as you ignore the BS chocolate and restaurant and do something fun (in the bedroom) or a road trip.

ChrisS · 02-12-2009, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InternetAuthor

Alright, alright - Leave Chris alone.

Valentine's Day does suck. The chocolate is always stale and the flowers are more expensive this time of year than anything else. Plus they've been sitting around for days, so they die in a matter of hours.

If your girl is drooling over V-day, it's likely because she doesn't have enough attention the rest of the time. Or she's 13 - a very real possibility from some of the threads, I've seen around here.

HAH! From a real live girl too, you pussies.

luv u rebecca!

Skippy McGee · 02-12-2009, 08:38 PM

My girl called me this afternoon and wanted to know if it would be okay to skip the whole dinner and a movie thing on Saturday and instead go to a hockey game since somebody at work spiffed her some tickets on the glass. I told her I was disappointed that we weren't going to go see "He's just that into you" but I'd tough it out for her.

Big Mike75 · 02-12-2009, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChrisS

Alright. I really didn't want to do this, but in the tradition of I Fucking Hate Christmas. It's time to give that tawdry, worthless date we call Valentines day a good verbal assfucking.

The following is one of the many brain-dead radio commercials I heard on my otherwise pleasant drive today.

“Ok, guys we all know what’s coming up…Valentines Day! Don’t disappoint her like you did last year. Make her eyes light up with the package gift of jewelry and roses from blah blah blah. …Because you know that if she’s happy, then everyone stays happy!"

How. Fucking. Insulting.

But that stupid commercial perfectly illustrates everything wrong with Valentines day. It’s a holiday that’s constructed to make a few people rich and everyone else feel pressured, unsatisfied and inadequate.

“What are you doing for Valentines day” chant the mindless robots everywhere in their high-pitched, grating voices.

Well I’ll tell you what I’m NOT doing. I’m not buying a little heart packed with toothpaste filled chocolates. And I’m not buying a mass-processed, white teddy bear holding a heart. And I’m not spending $89.95 on a dozen moth-eaten roses that will die promptly.

Don’t even get me started on greeting cards. How about $11.95 for some shitty piece of paper that has some vomit-inducing saying like:

"Soft and beautiful as rose petals, your love fills my life with joy."

Who comes up with this shit? Mr. Rogers on Ecstasy? How about something awesome like:

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I want to fuck you with a rake.

…Maybe then I would buy your stupid fucking cards, Hallmark.

You know what I like to do on Saturday? I like to go to my favorite restaurant and enjoy a fine glass of Cabernet whilst I munch on a perfectly seared ribeye and calculate how close I am to buying a yacht.

Will I be able to do that this Saturday? FUCK NO. Why? Because Charlie the Construction worker and everyone he knows is firmly expected to spend a third of their paycheck to take the missus out on a “real date” on this oh so special day. Yay. Go Charlie. Maybe tonight will be your once-a-month, missionary position lay.

Remember how I said that Christmas makes poor people feel worse? Well that pales in comparison to Valentines day.

All across the country, sad, single fatties in XXL gray jogging pants will be slumped on their couches eating tablespoonfuls of chalky, acai berry powder as it clumps from the tears streaming down their pudgy faces. Yes, fatty. No one will ever love you again. You can thank Valentines day for reminding you.

Don’t even think that I’m dissing the ladies. Every chick I know hates Valentines day. YOU CAN’T FORCE ROMANCE. Period. A random gift or trip on a Wednesday after work is worth more than a million fucking Valentine’s presents.

But just in case you guys still want to send a card, I have conveniently provided you one below.

Happy Fucking Valentines Day!

Word!

turbolapp · 02-12-2009, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChrisS

OMG you brainwashed assholes

Turbo, back me up here.

Hell yeah! Get me flowers every OTHER fucking day of the year because I fucking rock and you should be so lucky to have me. But don't you dare do it on Valentine's day because Hallmark told you to- you fuckin sheep!!!

Something like that?

(Oh and I love Valentines days cause my AM sales kick a$$)

Vhaeos · 02-12-2009, 09:17 PM

Demon · 02-12-2009, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChrisS

Remember how I said that Christmas makes poor people feel worse? Well that pales in comparison to Valentines day.

All across the country, sad, single fatties in XXL gray jogging pants will be slumped on their couches eating tablespoonfuls of chalky, acai berry powder as it clumps from the tears streaming down their pudgy faces. Yes, fatty. No one will ever love you again. You can thank Valentines day for reminding you.

bahahahahahaha

outperform · 02-12-2009, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by turbolapp

Hell yeah! Get me flowers every OTHER fucking day of the year because I fucking rock and you should be so lucky to have me. But don't you dare do it on Valentine's day because Hallmark told you to- you fuckin sheep!!!

Something like that?

(Oh and I love Valentines days cause my AM sales kick a$$)

Gents, that's a keeper. Take notice.

Flyboy · 02-12-2009, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Germz

Roflmao great animation.

Does your girlfriend have any self esteem to hang around you? A girl has to be either stupid, or brain dead to go out with a guy who only sees her as an item.

Stop thinking with your dick, use your brain.

Good luck with your divorce buddy.

Pussy.

amanda11 · 02-12-2009, 11:11 PM

Since Valentines Day is a national holiday -- a collective activity -- everyone should gather in the town square and start fucking. Share the love, fuck the hallmark cards.

blueRAP · 02-13-2009, 12:00 AM

I think anyone who says "spoken like someone who doesn't get any" has had pussy from only one, maybe two girls max.

Flyboy · 02-13-2009, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blueRAP

I think anyone who says "spoken like someone who doesn't get any" has had pussy from only one, maybe two girls max.

Exactly my point.

The thing is we get so much so easy that we sure as fucking hell don't need to spend $200 on some 4/10 to get pussy.

HarveyJ · 02-13-2009, 01:17 AM

Chris: You really need to have a book of these rants... Or go on a stand up tour. If you come visiting, do you want me to drag you to an open mic night?
Anyways, you should do what I do and give the gift of syphilis. Chicks appreciate it because they're asymptomatic, and it's pink and huggable.

Amanda: Ouch! Papercuts to the penis!

tenaciousT · 02-13-2009, 01:22 AM

Oh ChrisS. Sounds like someone needs a good hate-fuckin....

kingfish · 02-13-2009, 01:51 AM

This thread needs more tits

Jsmith · 02-13-2009, 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HarveyJ

Chris: You really need to have a book of these rants... Or go on a stand up tour. If you come visiting, do you want me to drag you to an open mic night?
Anyways, you should do what I do and give the gift of syphilis. Chicks appreciate it because they're asymptomatic, and it's pink and huggable.

Amanda: Ouch! Papercuts to the penis!

The gift that keeps on giving.

Fat Tom · 02-13-2009, 02:01 AM

ChrisS its cool i hate Valentines Day too. Just like i hate Christmas just as much as you. I have a neat little story to tell you that just happened about an hour ago. My gf took me to dinner, her treat. Yeah i was surprised too. When dinner was done she told me that she lost a ring i got her a few Valentines ago.

Not to make a big deal about it, but she never wore the ring, ever. and the one time she does she loses it. WTF. this damn thing cost me a few g's. And the way she was saying everything, was almost as if she wanted another one. Because she just happend to mention that she saw a very similer one just the other day. Fuck this holiday, i get nothing in return on it. maybe some sex, but thats it.

I think im going to get her a bunch of Cracker Jack Boxes and tell her to start digging. she might get lucky.

fixie · 02-13-2009, 02:14 AM

Buy the flower for the woman you love the most and think about every day. Don't forget your wife too!

TylerL · 02-13-2009, 02:22 AM

All my girl and I are doing is attempting to make ourselves dinner. We suck ass at cooking and it should be fun. That and I might get flowers delivered to her, for the sake of the actual delivery. She knows the flowers will die soon after

Seoholic · 02-13-2009, 02:28 AM

Damn Chriss, look what you caused!!!

Rage9 · 02-13-2009, 02:54 AM

I hate the day as much as the next guy, but for some odd fucking reason I seem to get pussy that day. Every other day of the year, fuck if I am, but the V day firmly stands as Vagina Day.

Lanch · 02-13-2009, 03:03 AM

You're Fucking entertaining ChrisS, especially the day before special days!

You sure did some PhD in "Entertaining people Ranting" - ve rep.

Jon · 02-13-2009, 03:40 AM

Valentines Day = Single People Awareness Day

ImagesAndWords · 02-13-2009, 04:28 AM

Best. Valentines post. Evar.
+rep

Andrew Scherer · 02-13-2009, 06:38 AM

We heart V Day

Roddy · 02-13-2009, 07:51 AM

I don't send anything to guys on any day of the year so it would be wrong to send something to a woman!

I'm embracing the feminist movement on this one!

That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!

alexa7 · 02-13-2009, 08:06 AM

+rep, Chris

Would read again.

zmxn73 · 02-13-2009, 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon

Valentines Day = Single People Awareness Day

Too true.

Or better yet,

SAD: Single's Awareness Day.

Uzzz · 02-13-2009, 09:07 AM

i intentionally didn't hook up with any girls last couple of weeks, in fear of this day.

BlueYonder · 02-13-2009, 09:27 AM

If I didn't know that ChrisS is a guy, I'd guess he's PMS'ing.

The true meaning of St. Valentine's Day.

turbolapp · 02-13-2009, 09:34 AM

glowleaf · 02-13-2009, 09:48 AM

I fucking hate valentine's day too. Chris, I was about to rant as well, but you pretty much covered me on the original post.

Quote:

You know what I like to do on Saturday? I like to go to my favorite restaurant and enjoy a fine glass of Cabernet whilst I munch on a perfectly seared ribeye and calculate how close I am to buying a yacht.

That seems like a good idea, but I already own two. Damn, I need bigger goals.
Ok then, tomorrow I will turn off my cellphone, go to my favourite taverna by the beach, enjoy ice cold Ouzo, munch on perfectly cooked octopus and try to find something to do with my life.

Skippy McGee · 02-13-2009, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blueRAP

I think anyone who says "spoken like someone who doesn't get any" has had pussy from only one, maybe two girls max.

Three, if we count your mom. So, yeah, three.

riddarhusetgal · 02-13-2009, 11:05 AM

Guys just do what Will Smith Does. He and his wife celebrate the "Day After Valentine's Day" every year because he said he didn't want to show his love like every average joe.

The benefit to you is that
a) you will look like some fabulously romantic, innovative, romantic guy
b) things are hella cheap and on sale.

You can celebrate the "week after" valentine's day if you like to catch even more deals....lol

If you have trouble getting laid, trust me pull that out of a hat and you will at least get to second base like whoa!!!!!

haha

Roddy · 02-13-2009, 04:49 PM

Will Smith still shows his love like every other average Joe but only on a different day!

I'm with the haters! Fuck valentines day! If you really care about your girlfriend/wife or whatever take them out to dinner on your anniversary instead of the one day in the year it's almost impossible to forget!

-Matt- · 02-14-2009, 12:15 AM

As a marketer I'm not really seeing how your main complaint about valentines day is that it is built around pressuring people into buying...

Anyways - my girl loves valentines day so I do the traditional shit for her because it makes her happy, which is pretty much what you do for girls you're in to.

02-12-2009, 07:59 PM	#1 (permalink)
ChrisS Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,274 iTrader: 8 / 100%	I Fucking Hate Valentines Day Alright. I really didn't want to do this, but in the tradition of I Fucking Hate Christmas. It's time to give that tawdry, worthless date we call Valentines day a good verbal assfucking. The following is one of the many brain-dead radio commercials I heard on my otherwise pleasant drive today. “Ok, guys we all know what’s coming up…Valentines Day! Don’t disappoint her like you did last year. Make her eyes light up with the package gift of jewelry and roses from blah blah blah. …Because you know that if she’s happy, then everyone stays happy!" How. Fucking. Insulting. But that stupid commercial perfectly illustrates everything wrong with Valentines day. It’s a holiday that’s constructed to make a few people rich and everyone else feel pressured, unsatisfied and inadequate. “What are you doing for Valentines day” chant the mindless robots everywhere in their high-pitched, grating voices. Well I’ll tell you what I’m NOT doing. I’m not buying a little heart packed with toothpaste filled chocolates. And I’m not buying a mass-processed, white teddy bear holding a heart. And I’m not spending $89.95 on a dozen moth-eaten roses that will die promptly. Don’t even get me started on greeting cards. How about $11.95 for some shitty piece of paper that has some vomit-inducing saying like: "Soft and beautiful as rose petals, your love fills my life with joy." Who comes up with this shit? Mr. Rogers on Ecstasy? How about something awesome like: Roses are red. Violets are blue. I want to fuck you with a rake. …Maybe then I would buy your stupid fucking cards, Hallmark. You know what I like to do on Saturday? I like to go to my favorite restaurant and enjoy a fine glass of Cabernet whilst I munch on a perfectly seared ribeye and calculate how close I am to buying a yacht. Will I be able to do that this Saturday? FUCK NO. Why? Because Charlie the Construction worker and everyone he knows is firmly expected to spend a third of their paycheck to take the missus out on a “real date” on this oh so special day. Yay. Go Charlie. Maybe tonight will be your once-a-month, missionary position lay. Remember how I said that Christmas makes poor people feel worse? Well that pales in comparison to Valentines day. All across the country, sad, single fatties in XXL gray jogging pants will be slumped on their couches eating tablespoonfuls of chalky, acai berry powder as it clumps from the tears streaming down their pudgy faces. Yes, fatty. No one will ever love you again. You can thank Valentines day for reminding you. Don’t even think that I’m dissing the ladies. Every chick I know hates Valentines day. YOU CAN’T FORCE ROMANCE. Period. A random gift or trip on a Wednesday after work is worth more than a million fucking Valentine’s presents. But just in case you guys still want to send a card, I have conveniently provided you one below. Happy Fucking Valentines Day! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ "The courageous spirit of a single man can inspire to victory an army of thousands" – Chuang-tse

02-12-2009, 08:09 PM	#3 (permalink)
AMagz Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Michigan Posts: 566 iTrader: 5 / 100%	^oh boy. That reminds me, I need to get a card still. Thx for the reminder Chris! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________

02-12-2009, 08:12 PM	#4 (permalink)
Skippy McGee Wannabe Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Your mom's house Posts: 389 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Here here! Spoken like a dude who ain't getting any. But, you know, on principle and shit. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

02-12-2009, 08:14 PM	#5 (permalink)
dschus Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: South Dakota Posts: 532 iTrader: 7 / 100%	Girls eat V day stuff up though. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ fuck you. pay me.

02-12-2009, 08:15 PM	#6 (permalink)
ChrisS Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,274 iTrader: 8 / 100%	OMG you brainwashed assholes Turbo, back me up here. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ "The courageous spirit of a single man can inspire to victory an army of thousands" – Chuang-tse

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02-12-2009, 08:26 PM	#9 (permalink)
InternetAuthor I write guest blogs. PM. Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 669 iTrader: 16 / 100%	Alright, alright - Leave Chris alone. Valentine's Day does suck. The chocolate is always stale and the flowers are more expensive this time of year than anything else. Plus they've been sitting around for days, so they die in a matter of hours. We're such romantics at my house, I told my DH (dear hubby for those not up with the Mommy lingo) that I wanted a new domain for V-day and the gift of labor. He'll go ahead and get it set up with Wordpress for me. Most romantic. If your girl is drooling over V-day, it's likely because she doesn't have enough attention the rest of the time. Or she's 13 - a very real possibility from some of the threads, I've seen around here. If you really want to wow your chick, get some nice paper and write her a love letter Include real emotions and such and you'll be golden. I'd leave out any mention of fish or rakes, however. It is the time and depth of thought that makes a gift special. This is why the best gifts are almost always free. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ Rebecca Garland - Freelance Business Writer Idiot's Guide to Buying Content: Pt 1 - Who do I hire? Idiot's Guide to Buying Content: Pt 2 - Where can I find a writer? Idiot's Guide to Buying Content: Pt 3 - What do I need written?

02-12-2009, 08:27 PM	#10 (permalink)
GoogleSearchSux Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: SF Posts: 438 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Are you serious??? I love valentines day when I was single... it was the easiest time to meet girls possible. I would roll in with a bag of those nasty candies with stupid shit on them and make every girl feel like she was "special" and a few would return the favor. Now that I have a steady GF valentines is still awesome as long as you ignore the BS chocolate and restaurant and do something fun (in the bedroom) or a road trip. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ Null

02-12-2009, 08:38 PM	#12 (permalink)
Skippy McGee Wannabe Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Your mom's house Posts: 389 iTrader: 0 / 0%	My girl called me this afternoon and wanted to know if it would be okay to skip the whole dinner and a movie thing on Saturday and instead go to a hockey game since somebody at work spiffed her some tickets on the glass. I told her I was disappointed that we weren't going to go see "He's just that into you" but I'd tough it out for her. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

02-12-2009, 09:17 PM	#15 (permalink)
Vhaeos Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 290 iTrader: 2 / 100%	YouTube - Hate Poem- Valentines Day Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

02-12-2009, 11:11 PM	#19 (permalink)
amanda11 Hustle hard Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 2,445 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Since Valentines Day is a national holiday -- a collective activity -- everyone should gather in the town square and start fucking. Share the love, fuck the hallmark cards. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

02-13-2009, 12:00 AM	#20 (permalink)
blueRAP On the come up Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Oklahoma City Posts: 795 iTrader: 1 / 100%	I think anyone who says "spoken like someone who doesn't get any" has had pussy from only one, maybe two girls max. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

02-13-2009, 01:17 AM	#22 (permalink)
HarveyJ He is - THE CACTUS! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Melbourne - Not the one in Florida Posts: 3,906 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Chris: You really need to have a book of these rants... Or go on a stand up tour. If you come visiting, do you want me to drag you to an open mic night? Anyways, you should do what I do and give the gift of syphilis. Chicks appreciate it because they're asymptomatic, and it's pink and huggable. Amanda: Ouch! Papercuts to the penis! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ After 10,000 years I'm free!

02-13-2009, 01:22 AM	#23 (permalink)
tenaciousT Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Washington Posts: 6 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Oh ChrisS. Sounds like someone needs a good hate-fuckin.... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

02-13-2009, 01:51 AM	#24 (permalink)
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02-13-2009, 02:14 AM	#27 (permalink)
fixie God's chosen elite master Join Date: May 2008 Location: Split, HR Posts: 434 iTrader: 28 / 97%	Buy the flower for the woman you love the most and think about every day. Don't forget your wife too! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

02-13-2009, 02:22 AM	#28 (permalink)
TylerL read less, get paid Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 885 iTrader: 11 / 87%	All my girl and I are doing is attempting to make ourselves dinner. We suck ass at cooking and it should be fun. That and I might get flowers delivered to her, for the sake of the actual delivery. She knows the flowers will die soon after Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ 30% off by using code WF2010 Limited uses, get yours now!

02-13-2009, 02:28 AM	#29 (permalink)
Seoholic Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Da Beach Posts: 235 iTrader: 5 / 100%	Damn Chriss, look what you caused!!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ _______________________ 1) xxxxxxxx 2) xxxxx 3) xxxx 4) Profit

02-13-2009, 02:54 AM	#30 (permalink)
Rage9 #1 Soccer Hater Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 5,174 iTrader: 13 / 93%	I hate the day as much as the next guy, but for some odd fucking reason I seem to get pussy that day. Every other day of the year, fuck if I am, but the V day firmly stands as Vagina Day. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ MadPPC.com - PPC, PHP, and other Affiliate Marketing tips. It's OK to be MAD!

02-13-2009, 03:03 AM	#31 (permalink)
Lanch Leather belt in Kung Fu Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 104 iTrader: 0 / 0%	You're Fucking entertaining ChrisS, especially the day before special days! You sure did some PhD in "Entertaining people Ranting" - ve rep. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ Don't get MAD at my Avatar! Will change it tomorrow!

02-13-2009, 04:28 AM	#33 (permalink)
ImagesAndWords Gonna be riotch, biotch.. Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Wåshingtøn Ståte Posts: 2,199 iTrader: 1 / 100%	Best. Valentines post. Evar. +rep Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________

02-13-2009, 06:38 AM	#34 (permalink)
Andrew Scherer MarketersCenter.com Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Mexico Posts: 3,848 iTrader: 76 / 100%	We heart V Day Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ WF Threads: Press Release Marketing Machine: The Best Quality Writing and Syndication Online

02-13-2009, 07:51 AM	#35 (permalink)
Roddy Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Scotland Posts: 117 iTrader: 0 / 0%	I don't send anything to guys on any day of the year so it would be wrong to send something to a woman! I'm embracing the feminist movement on this one! That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

02-13-2009, 08:06 AM	#36 (permalink)
alexa7 Banned Not Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 494 iTrader: 1 / 100%	+rep, Chris Would read again. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

02-13-2009, 09:07 AM	#38 (permalink)
Uzzz Death im yur Bitch Lover! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Canada, T.O Posts: 1,946 iTrader: 13 / 100%	i intentionally didn't hook up with any girls last couple of weeks, in fear of this day. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ .______________________________________________.

02-13-2009, 09:27 AM	#39 (permalink)
BlueYonder Flaming panties Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Central N00bistan Posts: 2,230 iTrader: 32 / 100%	If I didn't know that ChrisS is a guy, I'd guess he's PMS'ing. The true meaning of St. Valentine's Day. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ Better copy = More sales I write sales copy that moves the numbers. Review thread here Try Article Marketing Robot FREE

02-13-2009, 09:34 AM	#40 (permalink)
turbolapp Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Houston, TexASS Posts: 8,335 iTrader: 7 / 100%	Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ Workflowy Best Free Organizational App. Period.

02-13-2009, 11:05 AM	#43 (permalink)
riddarhusetgal Incongruous Juxtaposition Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,868 iTrader: 10 / 100%	Guys just do what Will Smith Does. He and his wife celebrate the "Day After Valentine's Day" every year because he said he didn't want to show his love like every average joe. The benefit to you is that a) you will look like some fabulously romantic, innovative, romantic guy b) things are hella cheap and on sale. You can celebrate the "week after" valentine's day if you like to catch even more deals....lol If you have trouble getting laid, trust me pull that out of a hat and you will at least get to second base like whoa!!!!! haha Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ $61,796.49 in 2 Months CASE STUDY - Swipe The Whole Campaign...

02-13-2009, 04:49 PM	#44 (permalink)
Roddy Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Scotland Posts: 117 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Will Smith still shows his love like every other average Joe but only on a different day! I'm with the haters! Fuck valentines day! If you really care about your girlfriend/wife or whatever take them out to dinner on your anniversary instead of the one day in the year it's almost impossible to forget! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

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