^ Well at least you're a gay, so being one of us we can forgive your questions regarding a tool that, as yet, only exists in your clearly very large mind.
I can't imagine the process we'd have to go through regarding creating new accounts constantly [because you'd have to be bit mental to do it on a real account], creating new campaigns in these accounts, likely having similar footprints to the accounts Google would have already closed, and repeating this many times each hour/day/week/month.
Scalable and fun, don't appear to be words one would use in describing this tool and the work involved. Painful, laborious, unrewarding and tiring perhaps. Still, I'm sure it'd be amazing. Good luck bros.