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Sir Thank you for The long answer. I am trying to find a translator on fiver to translate it to English.
Sir Thank you for The long answer. I am trying to find a translator on fiver to translate it to English.
Why would I joke pal? I am serious but these weird guys seems to try to be cfool (put f in purpose not cool i meant fool. got it??).Please tell me you're joking?
You're full of anger man you need to calm down. Come on! be nice! I am sure your mom don't want you to be a bad person.I'll do it for free for ya, it says "FUCK OFF TWAT"
Why would I joke pal? I am serious but these weird guys seems to try to be cfool (put f in purpose not cool i meant fool. got it??).
You're full of anger man you need to calm down. Come on! be nice! I am sure your mom don't want you to be a bad person.
Anyways still looking for real answer from non-googlehammerlovers.
Oh btw, I think i find a translator! Finally learn some good infos here! I am so excited guys. Thanks for the information again ly2 from WF
let the thread keep going
A hotel employee once walked in on my boyfriend and I, naked, shaving a dog, who was wearing oversized clown shoes.
There was zero possibility that I could've explained what was going on before she left the room.
Basically, my boyfriend's mom was a photographer for a while and wanted to get a picture with a certain dog that her brother owned. The dog was normally shaved for medical reasons, but had some hair that had come up over time. So we're shaving it. As for why we were naked: We were interrupted during sex with a call saying she would be there in ~15 minutes and to have the dog ready. So we jumped out of bed, grabbed the stuff, and started shaving the doggy. As I'm finishing up his back, we (as per instructions) put him in shoes. It didn't matter what shoes they were, but the floor was going to be ice and apparently that upsets dogs. We found three pairs of clown shoes, which looked better on him than the sandals we found under the bed. So, we put him in those. We're finishing up, hotel employee walks in, I say "uh, puppy" and she just NOPEd the fuck out of the room. His mom then walked in on two naked men holding a doggy in clown shoes. It would've been fine had I not covered my penis with one of the spare shoes. Why did I still have an erection?
His mom and I get along just fine these days.