Decided to make an honest women out of my girl

^^^ There's obviously more to that story. No court orders a man to pay more than 100% of his after-tax income in alimony and then throws him in jail when he can't pay it.

No way bro. Bitches get in the way of everything yo. This guy got screwed. Don't get married.
 


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^^^ There's obviously more to that story. No court orders a man to pay more than 100% of his after-tax income in alimony and then throws him in jail when he can't pay it.

You would be surprised at what courts will do. For instance if you have an income of $6k net a month and your self employed and your child support is 25% of your net income. If your business goes in the toilet it's possible for your child support to become over 100% of your net income. You can go back to court and try to get it reduced, but that doesn't mean the judge will grant it. I've also seen courts make clerical errors and give people the wrong sentences. When it's pointed out to them no one gave a shit, because it makes the judge look like wrong and judges have this complex where they can never be wrong.
 
how many ct is that you cheap cock sucker, like 5? real men buy 30 ct rings.
she is going to leave you when she sees that cracker jack box abomination.
















































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real men indirectly kill at least 20 african children in the process of mining for their wedding rings.
 
I'm genuinely curious though - why marry? Can't you do all of those things without getting married?

Life isn't always about yourself.

Women like getting married. Sometimes you like a woman enough to do something like get married because they want to.
 
Life isn't always about yourself.

Women like getting married. Sometimes you like a woman enough to do something like get married because they want to.

And then she takes all your shit, which you won't mind since the point is apparently to give her whatever she wants.

You're raising the price of p*ssy.

Edit: Also, congrats and good luck.
 
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Sorry to poop all over your thread Big Joe.(/forever alone) Congratulations and I hope it keeps working like it has for the last 7 years for you guys!
 
Maybe I'm being retarded, but you've been with her for 7 years and you probably live together. That's basically married already. Go for it...at the very least it'll make her feel good.
 
If you ask me, 99% of the "alpha males" and wannabees out there are really just needy attention whores with low self-esteem and secretly are just jelly about guys who have already found their "soul mate."
not really. i could never stay with one girl because there's too many hot chicks out there. i'm always looking for something better.
 
I'm around your age and I got married 3 years ago.

Kids will follow. Responsibilities will grow. As long as your wife is happy your happy ;)
 
I'm with my gf for 5 years now. She doesn't even like me but said she is with me because she believes one day I'll be very rich. That's what I call an honest woman.