That's it, I'm moving inside the FBI headquarters. I bet they don't spy on themselves too much.
They don't...
But the CIA and NSA do.. Haha.
I know for a fact that the NSA has security dossiers on almost every citizen of the US and foreigners, which is not including the nearly 100,000 security dossiers of known and suspected terrorists in this country and abroad. I can assure you, they could give a shit about what the average US citizen does or speaks about, but if you happen to even mention one of the over 20,000 keywords in a phone conversation, you automatically get flagged and tapped for 2-4 weeks by the NSA (this has been going on for more than 25 years already, and is so advanced that it can literally tell if it's a mistake to be flagged or not without any human interraction).
The FBI are scary and intimidating for the average citizen. But if you really want to see the cool as hell stuff, the CIA and better yet, the NSA is where the fun is really at. High level security access at the NSA is just about the best place to be. The second most fun place in the world to be is a high level clearance analyst for Mossad in Israel. Having family members in fun places also makes for great contacts and stories, unfortunately even they can't tell you the really cool shit.
The best jobs in the world are not working for yourself in internet marketing. It's working as a security analyst for the NSA or a private contractor with high security clearance in the private sector so you can use your access to the NSA technology and get paid a shitload of money with your own hours to give some big corporations information while still in your boxers at home. They also have access to some of the best damn information when it comes to background checks. It's seriously UNREAL what you can find out about someone.
...and people wonder where I get my extreme paranoia from.. If you could only see just ONE file, you'd sleep with one eye open and be watching your back for the rest of your life. It makes the Hollywoodness crap look like child's play.