Broke and hopeless



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Hi, I'm NetMillion's conscience here... I've got a seriously important decision to make... I have three options here as I see it...

1. I can simply NOT post in the thread. But that's not going to get me the attention I crave so desparately. So scratch that...

Option 2. I can join in on the jokes, but then I'm just another fish in the pond... I'll be cool and I'll fit in, but I don't stand out... shit... that's only attention factor 10. Must. Achieve. 100.

3. I can be different. But not just any different. I can completely put myself at opposition against the joke. Yeah! Then it's like I've positioned myself above and beyond the joke... I'll be the fucking shit then, bruh! Yeah, let's got with option 3.

Fingers don't fail me now!

this thread is the biggest circle jerk I've ever seen

Mission Complete.

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So i am taking up courses on EDx,Coursera to get better opportunities.

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So I've been thinking, if one was actually going to offer dedicated private proxies at a low cost with a competitive edge of 24/7 customer support, how would one go about it?

Just kidding, not even a little fuck given.

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I stole myself like 18 golf balls yesterday. That's like $9, I also cut a deal with at one of the courses with the guy who drives the machine to collect balls off the driving range. He'll pass me a few buckets via the backdoor every day, and I'll paint the stripe on them white. Then we resell, upsell other shit, and split profits 50/50.

How did you guys fare? We're looking for spirit lifting, entrepreneurial stories here.