Oh, haha... I do totally agree... Stupid people suck.
I hate when you joke with someone and they don't get it and you're like "Calm Down! It was a joke!" and they are still all pissy.
radio - I think you, and many of the others, don't quite get the point of the OP's mission...
It isn't to show his pro-war agenda, or anti-war bs either.
It's purely to piss off his neighbors that think they are all high and mighty for having stupid signs in their front yards.
"Oh oh oh, LOOK AT ME, I have a sign in my yard! END THE WAR!"
Jesus titty fucking christ man... Its almost as bad as
"I drive a hybrid. It saves the planet. You drive a gas gussler. You should drive a hybrid too"
Fuck!
Has anyone seen the episode of South Park about hybrids?
Everyone got them, and then the planet was polluted with SMUG. Not SMOG. SMUG.
Everyone just needs to shut the fuck up and worry about shit they can change. No stupid yard sign is going to end the war. No hybrid will save the human race.
It's merely a "Shut the fuck up" to his neighbors.
Fighting about it is like the Bush vs. Kerry debate.
A Deceitful Bush, or a Pussy Kerry, either way, we are all fucked in the end.
If my neighbors all had pro-war signs, Id make fun of them and call them rednecks, as would everyone else... Fuck, this already happens!
So what is so wrong with someone looking at someone who is anti-war and calling them stupid hippies?
Nothing. As long as someone has an agenda (his neighbors, or you, are anti-war) there will be someone that has the opposite agenda. Its the cycle of life. He didnt come on here whining or complaining or getting all political.
If I remember correctly, he basically asked how to piss his neighbors off for being smug assholes.
Then all of you people that are, obviously, just like his neighbors, made the topic political, and now here we are.
Chill out people. Neighbors fucking suck anyways...
And to the OP... I figured it out dude...
Find a costume shop online, and get a bush mask. Get a blow up doll and dress it in cheap clothes from an online store of from salvation army or something. Get camo if you can.
Find an inflatable machine gun online, I know youve seen those before.
Put the mask on the dummy, and glue the gun to its arms. Glue it to a stick and put it in the yard facing the neighbors house...
Sure to cause a ruckus and get you egged... But so funny to watch how angry people get.
That's that. Lets drop the politics, as no one will win, no one will get their way. Realize that both sides are completely fucked, and there is a third side to it that we dont see. The other 2 sides are there to keep us entertained and busy so we dont see the third, the real, side.
No sarcasm. You are witty and that always amuses me.
EDIT: I learned a long time ago you can get away with almost anything if you are witty about it. Unless the people you are trying to screw with are stupid and then you are just fucked.