Christmas Early: I had a model strip naked and wish you all a happy holiday!

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Katoved I appreciate the marketing ploy and all but let me tell you about my day.

I started the video.
Got bored of her saying names.
Went and got a sandwhich
Ate the sandwhich while she continued to list names.
Decided to start googling some of the names and got bored with that.
Read the rest of this thread.
Laughed a little
Decided to leave a comment but got distracted by a phone call.
The person on the other line could hear the girl in the background and fell asleep while I was on the phone with them.
So I talked in #cakes for awhile to shoemoney of all people
Went and did some christmas shopping.
Went to the office for a bit and got some work done.
Discovered that she wasn't listing the names in alphabetical order.
Decided to try to figure out if there was some kind of directory or phonebook that she might be reading from... couldn't find one.
Did a bit of work on a new site of mine and gathered a few links for some other sites.
Came back and read the new responses in this thread.
Fast forwarded the video.
Saw her uwrap herself
Noticed she was wearing a beach towel underneath but realized it was actually the biggest god damn bikini I've ever seen in my life.
Killed myself in disappointment

I am now writing this from beyond the fucking grave wanting the answer to one question...Why did she thank Youtube for hosting that video? I personally wished I had taken the murder suicide route but I prefer not to reflect upon my regrets.

ps. I'm putting in a bad word for you with God. I figure if I pester him at least a little bit every day with hateful words about you in the next 30-50 years he'll hate you so much he'll invent a new hell filled with ugly chicks who do nothing but read the dictionary. He's honestly a very loving god who wishes the best for all his children but I'll wear him down.........slowly.................but................surely.
 
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Deliguy said:
Katoved I appreciate the marketing ploy and all but let me tell you about my day.

I started the video.
Got bored of her saying names.
Went and got a sandwhich
Ate the sandwhich while she continued to list names.
Decided to start googling some of the names and got bored with that.
Read the rest of this thread.
Laughed a little
Decided to leave a comment but got distracted by a phone call.
The person on the other line could hear the girl in the background and fell asleep while I was on the phone with them.
So I talked in #cakes for awhile to shoemoney of all people
Went and did some christmas shopping.
Went to the office for a bit and got some work done.
Discovered that she wasn't listing the names in alphabetical order.
Decided to try to figure out if there was some kind of directory or phonebook that she might be reading from... couldn't find one.
Did a bit of work on a new site of mine and gathered a few links for some other sites.
Came back and read the new responses in this thread.
Fast forwarded the video.
Saw her uwrap herself
Noticed she was wearing a beach towel underneath but realized it was actually the biggest god damn bikini I've ever seen in my life.
Killed myself in disappointment

I am now writing this from beyond the fucking grave wanting the answer to one question...Why did she thank Youtube for hosting that video? I personally wished I had taken the murder suicide route but I prefer not to reflect upon my regrets.
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I lol'd
 
Eli, that was the funniest thing I've read in a long time. I'd make it my sig but I think I would get de-modified due to the fact that it rambled on almost as much as the lady in the video. :-/
 
All I see is one girl labeling herself as an xmas present for over 30 people...










...fucking whore.
 
trigatch4 said:
You, sir - and I use that term loosely - are the definition of idiot. Start an "Am I The Biggest Idiot In The World?" Thread and I'd bet that at least 50% say yes.
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50%?!?! That's nearly half!!!

Katoved seriously dude what happened to you? You started some seo, design,marketing whatever company and went way south.
 
katoved said:
What was so funny about it? He's an idiot because he thinks there is a god(s).
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Ha ha oh wow.

Create a shitty thread, get bashed, and then get all defensive. How did you manage to get so many posts without getting run off?

Ohh, I get it. You've outsourced your WF account to Indians. Good business move.
 
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