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[projectdwhl]

studio 60 is a good show

 

[chrislingle]

Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of Chuck Norris."

 

[Gooner]

Chuck Norris invented water.

 

[chrislingle]

• Chuck Norris once roundhouse-kicked a ten dollar bill into 200 nickels.

 

[Gooner]

One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.

 

[chrislingle]

adl;fkjadsf;lkj

 

[Gooner]

Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father.

 

[Someone]

juicy

 

[chrislingle]

i win i win

 

[Gooner]

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

 

[Someone]

nonsense

 

[chrislingle]

sucky duckiy

 

[chrislingle]

la;dskfj;asldkj

 

[Gooner]

In the original pilot for Star Trek Next Generation, Chuck Norris can be seen powering the USS Enterprise warp drive with his roundhouse kicks.

 

[Someone]

croutons

 

[chrislingle]

ladskjf;alskdjf;l

 

[Gooner]

Are we there yet?

 

[Someone]

rancid

 

[projectdwhl]

THUNDER CLAP

 

[chrislingle]

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