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After reading ton's shit about who's selling what...and having every 2-bit marketer begging me to join their shitty programs, I've turned my focus to ares of interest like porn, gambling, software etc...

I figure the Adult industry wouldn't be a bad place to start. Since I am a total f'in "noob" with HTML and scripting shit, I found a site that gives you a full landing page.

But how do I turn the "URL" into a link or a button like "Click Here" or "Enter" into a forum, ad, or post that does't offer a hyper-linking option?

I mean I know how to convert it in a Word doc, even in this box by hyper-linking it...But I just spent like 2 hours trying to hide it in free ads in Europe, Asia, etc...(they're all horney fuckers)- and none of the links worked.

This is what I am trying to hide in a link:

Best Free Adult Sites

I'm burnt trying to figure this shit out, HELP

EDIT: See it f'in' figures it worked here...But I still need to get it to work everywhere else (and I wasn't trying to plug it here either, although I might use it in my signature if I can lean to convert it)
 


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W.T.F. is the point of a forum, when every f'in time I ask a question, somebody responds with gay dancing porn, or some provoking nonsense!

Jeez you guys r a tough bunch
 
WayOutWisdoms said:
W.T.F. is the point of a forum, when every f'in time I ask a question, somebody responds with gay dancing porn, or some provoking nonsense!

Jeez you guys r a tough bunch
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Please don't tell me you're actually serious about spending 2 hours figuring out how to post a link?
 
WayOutWisdoms said:
But how do I turn the "URL" into a link or a button like "Click Here" or "Enter" into a forum, ad, or post that does't offer a hyper-linking option?

I mean I know how to convert it in a Word doc, even in this box by hyper-linking it...But I just spent like 2 hours trying to hide it in free ads in Europe, Asia, etc...(they're all horney fuckers)- and none of the links worked.

This is what I am trying to hide in a link:

Best Free Adult Sites
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I'm probably going to catch hell for helping you after you used the boob icon, but posted no tits. I'm not into tits, so I couldn't care less. Someone here helped me once when I needed it, so here you go...

<a href="http://www. your site name here .com">Best Free Adult Sites</a>

And that's how you turn an URL into a link.
 
You want to jump into porn and gambling yet you don't know the HTML for a link? You've got a better chance of shutting down that gay dancing porn on your screen.
 
imincognita said:
I'm probably going to catch hell for helping you after you used the boob icon, but posted no tits. I'm not into tits, so I couldn't care less. Someone here helped me once when I needed it, so here you go...

<a href="http://www. your site name here .com">Best Free Adult Sites</a>

And that's how you turn an URL into a link.
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Thanks, imincognita...that'll definitely help

The irony is I find the sarcasm & humilty very motivating, so with that being said...thanks for the kick in the ass

but if the rest of ya want tits, and free porn here's the goods Hot & Wet.jpg
 
WayOutWisdoms said:
but if the rest of ya want tits
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Okay first off, they are not "tits" they are boobies. Second I only see the singular form of this noun depicted in this photograph. And even then, you can only see half of the one nipple so you have really delivered like 1/4 of a boobs pic. Third you threw up your free pr0n link as if you were expecting us to sell it to us in one of the worst shameless plug's I have ever seen. Go cut off your left testicle with a kitchen knife and feed it to your dog. I hope the mods smite you with a ban hammer mightier than Thor's.
 
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Not sure what html editor your using but you should be able to just type click here highlight it and right click and it should give you an option to make it a link same work with pictures or copy it out of here and paste it where you want it.
Also as having quite aa few years experience i can tell you that gambling porn adult and software are by far the most competative subjects on the net. being a bewbie i would check the adult industry for the latest tricks but find an easier niche

WayOutWisdoms said:
After reading ton's shit about who's selling what...and having every 2-bit marketer begging me to join their shitty programs, I've turned my focus to ares of interest like porn, gambling, software etc...

I figure the Adult industry wouldn't be a bad place to start. Since I am a total f'in "noob" with HTML and scripting shit, I found a site that gives you a full landing page.

But how do I turn the "URL" into a link or a button like "Click Here" or "Enter" into a forum, ad, or post that does't offer a hyper-linking option?

I mean I know how to convert it in a Word doc, even in this box by hyper-linking it...But I just spent like 2 hours trying to hide it in free ads in Europe, Asia, etc...(they're all horney fuckers)- and none of the links worked.

This is what I am trying to hide in a link:

Best Free Adult Sites

I'm burnt trying to figure this shit out, HELP

EDIT: See it f'in' figures it worked here...But I still need to get it to work everywhere else (and I wasn't trying to plug it here either, although I might use it in my signature if I can lean to convert it)
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PhilPaul said:
Not sure what html editor your using but you should be able to just type click here highlight it and right click and it should give you an option to make it a link same work with pictures or copy it out of here and paste it where you want it.
Also as having quite aa few years experience i can tell you that gambling porn adult and software are by far the most competative subjects on the net. being a bewbie i would check the adult industry for the latest tricks but find an easier niche
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I appreciate your advice above. I understand hyperlinking a site in word, or forums that offer the option. The problem I was having was going into certain classified or forums seeking to target an audience, where it doesn't seem to allow links...but I saw other people beat the system.Plus the code I was trying to embed was huge...and had multiple sites and landing pages. The irony was it worked above, but not on most the ad boxes I was trying to place it.

Secondly, being I am a noob, I'm trying mostly FREE stuff, and god knows you only get what you pay for!

My sole focus is learning HTML and javascript basics, just enough to direct to people to their own areas of interest. I really have no interest in selling anything, but rather letting well established sought after sites who offer residual, or recurring memberships, and affiliate programs do the tough stuff. Whereby, I catch a piece of that action.

Everybody has an affiliate program from M&M's to Ferrari -Hell I can't sell em' but I can direct traffic if you catch my drift...but to build traffic requires computer skills I have yet to acquire. My business plan is much bigger than just porn or gambling...it's more Like Amway Global...but that's in the course of time. I see the big picture...but haven't learned how to use the tools. That for me, is like learning to read hyrogliphics or something.

Thanks for the response...(one of the few helpful ones)
 
Just for the record the 1st link was accidental, the second has no affiliate program although I wish they did, their sites are quality FREE porn... as it stated.

I knew the wet tits were gonna provoke a riot act, but she was soooo hot!!! (my wife agrees).

Then, there's my rebuttal that a lot of you are definitely kick ass computer literate players, but my field of experience comes from 19 years of self-employment in construction, not computers. I actually made decent money for it.

But, having had my addictions, (keywords; having had) and kids,(still have) you'd be shocked how fast you can piss through $100k a year. No, I wasn't rich...but I was free to choose when I worked, how much I made, and when to say WTF or tell a client to F.O.

Once, I get the kinks worked out...I might be here helping you clowns out on day, that is if you take making money serious?

My niche was building lucrative hot tubs, spas, waterfalls, etc... So, I understand making money, sales, design, business demographics,etc.. I simply just don't know how to translate it all through computable formula's, and the flood of shit (software/tools)to choose from is highly opionated, and often overrated. Gotta blaze...Later
 
WayOutWisdoms said:
Thanks for the response...(one of the few helpful ones)
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Look, you seem like a fairly intelligent guy, but the bottom line is you violated one of the most BASIC rules of the forum, period. Then you tried to redeem yourself by showing a smidgen of nipple, WEAK! There are tons of people here that are more than happy to help, and who know WTF they are doing. Wickedfire is crude and rude, that's how we like it, and it serves a purpose.
 
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