Stupid phrases people say.



"These ones"

"Oh, just another day"

"Hella good/bad"

"We have to talk"
 
people can say whatever they want, i rarely sit there and analyze it.
but okay okay god damn it here it is:


"ya know"repeatedly at the end of sentences or really in any form. it is the only time i take my ear away from the phone and set it down or walk backwards from the person i am speaking to try and stop my brain from bleeding...

"no problem"
"I'll tell you what"
"like"
"it's all good"
"my bad"
"so sick" i hear 40 year old men saying this repeatedly now...make it stop...
"dude"
"that's pimp" ...the new phat...
"unreal"

related to poker/gambling:

"wow what a cooler" getting your aces, kings, two pair, trips, straight, or set cracked is not a fucking cooler!!!!!!!

"fixed"

"i was priced in"

"one time"

"dealer can't bust"

"how could you call that?"
 
axe instead of ask. Fucking bugs the hell out of me when someone says "let me axe you something"
 
not so much a saying but when you tell someone to do a simple task a monkey could handle and they reply " so you want me to ____" i think it makes them feel smart they have figured it out. fucking annoying. i hate dumb people.
 
My Fiance and I were at the supermarket and were checking out when when one cashier cam up to the one checking us out and she said "OMG, you'll never believed what happen this morning" Now, she didn't say Oh My God, she said the letters O, M, and G. My girl started busting out laughing at them, which I think they knew, stupid bitches.

It's fucking awful when people try to incorporate computer speak in regular face to face conversations.