Dear Friend,
I HAS TEH EMAIL LIST! HOW DO AI SEND MAILZ?? I HEARD U CAN SEND THEM ON GMAILZ WITH PROXIEEEEZ!!! HALP!!
Problem:
You have a list of email addresses that you want to send email to, but the fact that you are a complete moron gets in the way.
How you Solve It:
You try an ESP, only to find out they'll take your money and then ban you a few days later for being 'high risk'. LOL
Or you actually try to use proxies and get busted. LOLOL
Another Option:
PM me and ask me to mail your list for you because it's what I do. It isn't free, but you probably shouldn't be mailing shit if you don't have some plan to recoup the money you spend mailing!
What I will do:
First I will look at the email you want to send and decide if I want to send it for you. No pharma shit, no pr0n (sorry, can't promote your sisters's webcam for u) and nothing that would be considered illegal.
Next I will TELL you how much it will cost to have me to send your message based on the size of your list and the type of email that you are sending. The spammier it is, the more it costs.
What you need to do:
Provide the email message. Plain text or HTML is OK. If you want images in it, you need to host them yourself. You should also have some kind of tracking - or I can do that for you and give you a report - up to you.
If you want the messages personalized to each recipient, I can do that too. It will have a dramatic improvement on conversions if you do that, but obviously you need to have their name in your list.
You must have valid unsubscribe info, and the list you provide must be a true opt-in list which at the very least includes timestamps and IPs for every email on it. Sorry, if you want to SPAM people I cannot help you.
I will only accept offers for campaigns that are CAN-SPAM compliant. GOT THAT? If you don't know what that means, don't bother me.
Pay the full amount up front. My prices are reasonable and there will be no refunds once the emails are sent.
How many emails will I send:
In the context of this service to the WF trolls, I'm only accepting up to 500K per day. Basically, if I feel like a little more or a little less, it's whatever. I figure some of you could use some help, and some of you could use lots of help...and some of you are beyond all forms of help - seriously, what is up with that?
DoldGigga Sucks Cock
All we know for sure is that your mom does. Can't argue with the facts.
Super Special Regards,
DG
P.S. - Order in the next 10 minutes and I'll throw in a gmail account, a $49 value, absolutely FREE!
P.P.S. - FREE!
I HAS TEH EMAIL LIST! HOW DO AI SEND MAILZ?? I HEARD U CAN SEND THEM ON GMAILZ WITH PROXIEEEEZ!!! HALP!!
Problem:
You have a list of email addresses that you want to send email to, but the fact that you are a complete moron gets in the way.
How you Solve It:
You try an ESP, only to find out they'll take your money and then ban you a few days later for being 'high risk'. LOL
Or you actually try to use proxies and get busted. LOLOL
Another Option:
PM me and ask me to mail your list for you because it's what I do. It isn't free, but you probably shouldn't be mailing shit if you don't have some plan to recoup the money you spend mailing!
What I will do:
First I will look at the email you want to send and decide if I want to send it for you. No pharma shit, no pr0n (sorry, can't promote your sisters's webcam for u) and nothing that would be considered illegal.
Next I will TELL you how much it will cost to have me to send your message based on the size of your list and the type of email that you are sending. The spammier it is, the more it costs.
What you need to do:
Provide the email message. Plain text or HTML is OK. If you want images in it, you need to host them yourself. You should also have some kind of tracking - or I can do that for you and give you a report - up to you.
If you want the messages personalized to each recipient, I can do that too. It will have a dramatic improvement on conversions if you do that, but obviously you need to have their name in your list.
You must have valid unsubscribe info, and the list you provide must be a true opt-in list which at the very least includes timestamps and IPs for every email on it. Sorry, if you want to SPAM people I cannot help you.
I will only accept offers for campaigns that are CAN-SPAM compliant. GOT THAT? If you don't know what that means, don't bother me.
Pay the full amount up front. My prices are reasonable and there will be no refunds once the emails are sent.
How many emails will I send:
In the context of this service to the WF trolls, I'm only accepting up to 500K per day. Basically, if I feel like a little more or a little less, it's whatever. I figure some of you could use some help, and some of you could use lots of help...and some of you are beyond all forms of help - seriously, what is up with that?
DoldGigga Sucks Cock
All we know for sure is that your mom does. Can't argue with the facts.
Super Special Regards,
DG
P.S. - Order in the next 10 minutes and I'll throw in a gmail account, a $49 value, absolutely FREE!
P.P.S. - FREE!
