Sex on the beach, anyone ?

its not that glamorous. but growing up in hawaii as a teenager and living here now its happened before. you just gotta make sure to stay off the sand with a big towel or blanket.
 


AllBizNiz said:
Make sure you're fucking in the tide.
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Yes, I love that ocean tide...

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maybe if you have a really big heavy fucking blanket to avoid the sand

still would be hard as hell just stick to the bed
 
kingfish said:
maybe if you have a really big heavy fucking blanket to avoid the sand

still would be hard as hell just stick to the bed
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My point exactly.

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edit: plus I'm in the middle of a continent... I too fantasize about sex on a beach... probably would be different if I lived near one.
 
Or jump in the water and smash... way better than the sand paper feeling.

Im sure saltwater in the Vag is better then sand in the Vag.
 
Solution: Walk a little further, off the sand, and into the water.
Sex in the water means less sand getting up places.

Otherwise, yeah, the sex on the beach I've had has been unpleasant. Sex in the forest is much better. You can make a nice soft bedding underneath your picnic blanket using leaf litter and grass, fewer people are likely to see you and call cops for public indecency violations, and there's less likelihood of sunburn.
 
I lost my virginity on a gorgeous white sand beach by my house. There was this little ridge of sand followed by a sharp cliff, so you could see out easily but people overlooked you when they looked at you.

I thought it was going to be fucking epic, and instead.. the sand decided to start acting up blowing around and shit. Im try to get it hard cause it's taking every ounce of my focus with sand blowing in my eyes, its 90 degrees out and im all hot and sweaty, I can't find the right hole cause of all the fucking sand in my eyes. Then sand starts sticking to the condom, and goes inside her and she starts yelping, and the condom starts ripping to shreds. Michael J fox playing Jenga prolly would be doing a better job.
Just when I thought it couldn't get worse I looked up in one final gasp of exasperation to see several of the fattest chicks I've ever seen walking away from us down the beach and at that point all hope was lost. I think I just jacked off all over her real quick and went back to the car with the terrible taste in my mouth with "wow sex sucks"

Then I layed pipe when we got back in the car and brought that biatch to poundtown... and it was a whole different ballgame. I've been hooked ever since
 
i like both. depends on the type of sand tho. plus theres plenty more surfaces to bang on than just a simple towel on the beach. try to get the key to some normally closed bathroom in the day, "forget" to give the key back and check it out at night after hitting up the club. obviously only works if there's about 10 bathrooms at your resort.
 
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