heh, don't worry. maybe just move on to another offer. Ive been working on a campaign for the last bit and just looking at the same data as you I sent almost 4k visitors to the offer and my landing page bounce rate was 40% with a longer avg time reading with good outsourced copy and a few different landers...leading to a whopping 8 sales.
so be happy in the fact that we are both new...but you don't suck as bad as I do!
lol.
good luck with everything!