In with my new script before someone else gets there.
PHP:
<?php
if($user == "n00b") {
echo "Hi, nice to meet you.";
echo "$wfcliche $randomprofanity $insult.";
echo "$4chanpicture";
echo "Please see this link for help $dickrolllink";
} else {
echo "I iz teh internetz balla";
}
?>
2) please, share an xclusive money making method with us here, and then you may continue. If it requires someone to buy an info product, email a mod and have them ban you to save everyone the trouble.