Recent content by Robert_Frost

I cancelled my $110/month contract with AT&T and now my friends all know I'm broke I mean I just can't justify paying $2640 for my 2 year contract. Unless my android came with a robotic hand + lotion and was like "it's ok, Brian isn't coming over but you're gonna be okay tonight" then what the...

Me and my girlfriend Samantha are in seperate colleges. She went to Florida State, im in va So, she decides to fly here to visit me. I was really happy to see her so I decided to give her some oral action. I had done this numerous times before and I always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason...

When I was in college, I took a poetry class from a guy who looked like a hippie version of Santa Claus. He was huge, like six five or something, and about as wide as he was tall. He even had the giant white beard going. So, yeah, Santa, but with turquoise and dream catcher earrings and stuff...

I would low crawl naked through a half mile of broken glass to suck the dick of the last guy she fucked. I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass to hear that woman fart over a two-way radio. I'd eat the corn out of her shit to say I had dinner with her. I would sleep for a week on...

I had $180 in my checking account and these clowns hit my debit card for $154 (like a dumbass i had forgotten to remove it from the account panel). I'm sitting on a useless server because I burned all the ips while promoting my clients' websites. I had a bill coming up for $167 so I got hit by...

I've been in love with htcs since my very first - the inspire. Puts iphones seriously to shame. Look at this gooorrrgeous beauty. god i want it so bad: STOP Wasting Money On iPhone! - HTC One X Hands On - YouTube HTC One X from Mobile World Congress 2012 - YouTube I am in LOVE wow

I just really have one question - how do they afford the health insurance? Hood Life Volume 3 Full Movie - YouTube

What is a girl? Some say it is the flesh that surrounds a vagina and it is 99.999% of the time batshit crazy or dumb as fuck. Explain that shit to me. Here are some tits:

I don't, but on occasion I have experienced shit that I can't explain. The best example that I have happened about two or three years ago when I was house sitting. Me and my wife (girlfriend at the time) were watching a tv on the main floor of the house and the dog was sleeping in the...

I was always raised to believe that I should leave vengeance to the divine, but I want retribution. This black guy, rotc asshole through and through, beat me up so bad I went to the emergency room, discharged myself 5 minutes upon arrival because I don't have health insurance. I got my bill...