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  1. emp

    Great Loops - I lol'd ...

    ... but then it is very late here. I just wish I could embed them right here. Here is one to get you started ZOMG ZUFALL! #336 For more, use navigation below the flash, Translation: Vorher ¦ Zufall ¦ Nächstes Previous ¦ Random ¦ Next And a very creepy one, I would like this as a gif for a...
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    Navigation excluder - half good

    Ok. so this is what happens when I get bored. :xmas-smiley-010: It KINDA works, that is why I am not putting it into the war chest. :( <?php //getting the pages $firstsite = getHttp("http://edition.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/04/21/fbi.domestic.terror.suspect/index.html"); $secondsite =...
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    Apache redirect

    OK... question that has me stumped I need the apache server to react to several domains (got that) ServerName Thingies.com ServerAlias www.Thingies.com ServerAlias www.cool-thingies.com but I also need it to react to 2 more adresses, but act LIKE a redirect on those www.bluethings.com -->...
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    Jesus punishes bad driving

    Every time I think I can't be surprised any more. Lowering the Bar: Jesus Told Me to Ram that Car, Says Driver ::emp::
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    Article series on outsourcing

    I just started an article series on how to outsource development projects on the blind ape. I have some experience in the area, so I decided to throw in my $.02 You can find part 1 here: Blind Ape Seo How to manage outsourced projects If you have any questions or comments, just go ahead...
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    Vista help needed ...WTF?

    So..my new Vista install is getting on my nerves. Since a few days, it decides I don't REALLY need the internet. I get timeouts randomly, as the connection refuses to work (that worked a second ago) and nothing is flagged as wrong... good connection (as far as windows knows) but nothing...
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    So... any Windoes 7 torrents

    Anyone have a working one? Already played around with it? Experiences? Will it run in Virtualbox? ::emp::
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    Found a company for free!

    Just found this: Entrepreneurship: MyCorporation Founds Your Company for Free This Week Only i think this would be a good idea for the Americans on this board. ::emp::
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    End of the year cleanup - 80/20 in Action

    Getting back into my old section, I will share some thoughts with you. The end of the year is upon us and thus the time for reflection has come. You might have heard me mutter about the Pareto principle every now and then, and that is what we will usw to guide our efforts. What the...
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    PPC site - Sell or keep

    OOOK. I have a site for a specific PPC offer Think "Win a free [gadget]" type of site. It is a classic WP blog with a few posts (to make Google happy) and a landing page. Traffic was sent via google to the LP. Done good for a while and even picked up a PR of 1 on the way. Now the revenue...
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    Stumbling blocks for new AMs

    Right now, the old simian just thought he would point out two of the stumbling blocks new Affiliate Marketers often do not know about. These, young grasshopper, are 2 things: The time it takes to get paid Fees of all kindNet n - the time until the money hits your wallet “Net n” Where n can be...
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    Porn link galaxy

    As seen on Flickr Porn Links Galaxy - a set on Flickr (completely work and family safe, except for the word porn) ::emp::
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    Getting the query - I am doing it wrong

    OK, I am working on my own little ad tracking system and want to catch the querystring from the URL. Somehow, parse_url($_SERVER['HTTP_REFERER']); does NOT give me a query value, although you will find it should everywhere on them intartubes. Right now, I am doing it like this, using the...
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    PHP to replace wordpress text - only nerds need apply

    Arrrgh....I am officially too stupid to do this. So I want to add some tracking to a WP LP. To do so, I need to be able to replace a link to a redirect page with another one, based on the referer query. Something along those lines: $myRedirect = "redirect.php?q=".$query; substr_replace...
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    Land of the free..hahahahahahaha ... snort ..hahaha

    Now Americans are arrested because they dare show 2inches of their underwear? Please, someone wake me up and tell me this is a bad dream. The Baggy Pants Posse - September 11, 2008 ::emp::
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    Tracking 202 - need help

    OK... here is what I did: Bought .info just for tracking Setup PROSPER 202 - done Setup campaign - done 3 weeks ago So.. just TODAY added the landing page referrer to the page, but clicks have been recorded quite some time now. err...? :error: Are "clicks" meant to be "visitors to the...
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    Optimizing huuuge site

    OK... last 8 months were spent managing the relaunch (technical, design and content) of a huuuuge site. Now we need to optimize the performance. I used Yslow and it recommends setting the expire header for some files into the future. Now, while I understand the concept, I am a bit stumped as...
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    PPC Bid Calculator

    The ppc_bid_calculator is just a little excel to help you with your bidding for keywords. Fill in the fields outlined in green and you are good to go. Visitors = Visitors you had to the site so far CTR = Percentage of people clicking on an ad (0.1 = 10%) Leads = Percentage of people...
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    Getting into Share-a-Sale?

    Ok, been trying to get inot shareasale as they have an affiliate program that fits just too well with a niche I am working at right now. Problem being this: I have filled out the complete form (twice now), but the promised email does not arrive. What gives? And is anyone from this program on...
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    Good PHP Developer Forum?

    Ok, anyone have suggestions? Yes, guys I know how to use google, but I would rather not have to click around and get a feel for 100 forums, Kthnx? So if anyone knows of a cool bunch, please let me know. Thanks, ::emp::