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  1. Mike

    Quitting smoking

    I'm sick of smelling like an ashtray and being a slave to a burning stick of death. So... getting some Chantix to try help me quit smoking. Curious if anyone else has experience with Chantix. Did it help?
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    Light captured in slow motion

    1,000,000,000,000 Frames/Second Photography - Ramesh Raskar - YouTube Un-fucking-real!
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    FUCK YOU HALLOWEEN!!!

    All of you with kids know this... When your kids are at school, asleep, out of the room: parents steal their candy. and eat it I AM SO FUCKING WIRED ON MY KIDS CANDY RIGHT NOW!!! Can barely think straight. Just want to run around and make weird noises. I know the crash is coming. I just...
  4. Mike

    Google missed big

    Google just released their earnings and missed big. Now, trading of GOOG has been halted. US Stocks: Stocks Dip; Google Halted After 9% Drop - US Business News - CNBC http://blogs.barrons.com/techtraderdaily/2012/10/18/google-slumps-as-q3-disappionts/?mod=yahoobarrons inb4 everybodypanic.gif
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    i7-2600k or i7-3770k

    Building a new computer and trying to decide which to go with. Thoughts? Boobs:
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    "This is my rifle..."

    "...there are many like it, but this one is mine!" My Rifle - YouTube *yes, I realize, in the movie they're M14's or M1A's. My latest acquisition. A M1 Garand from the CMP (Rifle Sales - M1 Garand) This is one of the service grade specials. Harrington & Richardson. The metal looks brand...
  7. Mike

    Moniker down

    WTF. Moniker's down, and apparently I was using their DNS for one of the sites, so it's down to. Whatta morning.
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    Fun gifs

    Okay, buh bye now.
  9. Mike

    Cool iPad stand on Kickstarter

    HumanToolz Stand: The Most Versatile iPad Stand by Brett Faulk + HumanToolz — Kickstarter It's nifty :stonedsmilie:
  10. Mike

    Holiday Ban-Fest!

    Let's do a little pruning. You know the drill. Userid / link Why they need to go Any supporting proof you feel is necessary to make your case I'll be back later with my chainsaw. (nod to .Hack and his love of imagery)
  11. Mike

    Can you divide by SE0?

    And does SE1 + SE2 = SE3? What happens when you get to SE4?
  12. Mike

    Options trading - who's into it?

    Always been fascinated by options and the various strategies. That being said, I've never executed any. Anybody willing to share some good places for research, quotes, strategies, etc.?
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    Beware of Nebraska terrorists (lulz)

    Arrest Made After Suspicious Device Identified As Water Balloons
  14. Mike

    Banner guys: Rich media ads needed. Hit me up

    See the title. If you know flash and can create cool shit, hit me with a link to your portfolio.
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    Old guns are better than plastic.

    During WWII a German general visited Switzerland: "Your country is so small. You have only 500,000 men in your military. What would you do if we were to invade with a million soldiers?" To which the Swiss general replied: "We would shoot twice and go home." This is the gun the Swiss military...
  16. Mike

    BACON!!!!

    It's bacon. It's tactical. It's Tactical Bacon! (in a can). How fucking awesome is that!!!
  17. Mike

    Flash gurus, I need help!

    Okay, somewhere within the 145k + members, there's got to be a flash monkey that can help out with this. Long story short: I need to create (or hire someone that can) a FLV that can server a buncha different banners based on some external criteria (ie. IP, or browser) It's been about 8 years...
  18. Mike

    Flash banners

    I need a single FLV with a shit-ton of banners in it. The FLV needs to be able to call the individual banner based on IP targeting. Any tips? Links to tutes? etc.
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    Stumped

    Real quick... using PHP preg_match to try to match portions of a keyword. If said portion matches, I want to assign a value to a variable. Unfortunately, EVERY SINGLE TIME the variable returns the first value. Here's a sample of my code: switch ($kw){ case preg_match("/\A-AB\z/",$kw)...
  20. Mike

    Need a mobile designer

    If you know someone good at converting desktop sites to mobile sites, shoot me a PM please. Thanks