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  1. Mike

    Zombie Apocalypse Begins... are you ready?

    What Caused 'Zombie' Attack In Miami? ?Organs Burning Alive? From Suspected LSD Or Bath Salt Use [VIDEO] - International Business Times Bring it flesheaters! I got your headshot right here. :2gunsfiring_v1: Seriously though... WTF?!?!
  2. Mike

    SEO_Mike vs. Mike

    Okay fuckers. Vote. Can't promise the name will get changed back if that's your choice, but at least you get a poll outta it.
  3. Mike

    Wordpress News Plugin

    I'm looking for a news plugin that will search for certain keywords, and add the articles to specified categories. Any ideas? Would like one that searches Reuters, AP, press releases, etc.. Want REAL news to add to my regularly scheduled content.
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    Should it be required to include a poll in every new thread?

    With bonus points if it mentions Nickycakes?
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    It's Friday night!

    ... and you're sitting in your chair reading WickedFire. Kinda anti-climatic. :1bluewinky: Anyhow, since you're here. Post your favorite TV theme song or intro. A couple from when I was a kid: Hawaii Five 0 Intro - YouTube (never saw Hawaii 5-0, just love the theme song) Magnum P.I. -...
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    Poll

    Your answer?
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    Windows GodMode

    Just stumbled across this earlier today. This is just a nifty thing that puts all the control panel settings in one easy list. 1. Create a new folder 2. Rename it: GodMode.{ED7BA470-8E54-465E-825C-99712043E01C} "GodMode" can be anything your heart desires as long as the name is followed by...
  8. Mike

    "How do they know you're fat?" Goddammit

    LOL *ORIGINAL* Fat Guy Destroys his Xbox! - YouTube
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    Can ya feel it?

    ... that's better.
  10. Mike

    Looking for: Mobile page coder / designer

    Got a bunch of clients / pages that need mobile versions of their pages. I've got the PHP code to recognize / redirect mobile devices to the mobile pages, but no mobile pages (yet). Hit me up if you're good with mobile page design / coding (XHTML / CSS)
  11. Mike

    Crazy Egg or Clicktale?

    I've used both, but it's been awhile (over 6 months). Which is better for understanding user engagement with a page?
  12. Mike

    Anybody have a Proform 995 treadmill?

    Okay, so I just got this thing about a week ago, and being the walking tard I am, I can't figure out where the iPod dock is. I know what the pictures show online, but there's no connection there. So, I'm trying to figure out if they forgot to install that piece on mine, or maybe I'm looking in...
  13. Mike

    RIP Joe Paterno

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970203750404577175892468065470.html?mod=WSJ_hp_LEFTTopStories http://www.usatoday.com/sports/college/football/story/2012-01-21/former-penn-state-coach-joe-paterno-dead/52737230/1
  14. Mike

    Mutha fucking gout

    Anybody else get gout on a regular basis? Got some good tips to avoid / minimize the pain on a permanent basis as opposed to drugs (indomethacin / prednisone) ? I have wicked high tolerance to pain, but it gets so bad at times I have to use a cane just to walk (hobble) around the house.
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    Banned Adwords Account Question...

    Alrighty guys, got a question for y'all. I've never dealt with this, so when a client came to me with it, I honestly wasn't sure what to tell them. They were running a product on Google before, and ended up getting banned. Figuring out how to get a new Adwords account was easy, but now...
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    Uber simple shopping cart?

    Looking for the most retardedly simple storefront / cart software out there. It's just to set up and show clients how online shopping carts work, etc. So, it doesn't need any fancy functionality. Would prefer a simple XHTML / CSS / PHP / MySQL setup. If you know of a stripped down type of...
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    CSS Question

    Got a page that centers just fine in Firefox, but sits on the left side of the page in IE. I used to know of a workaround, but for the life of me can't find it anymore. Can someone help out? This is what I've got controlling the content alignment: body { background-image...
  18. Mike

    Need an automation script

    I need a simple script that can run on a Win 2003 server and do certain things based on time. Multiple certain things. PM me if you can code this and I'll give you more details.
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    Dayparting on networks without

    What do you guys use for dayparting ad networks that don't have a way to daypart built into them?
  20. Mike

    Looking for a designer

    I have a client that needs some pages done. So, I'm on the hunt for a rockstar. If you're that guy (or gal), hit me up. I need to see samples of your work. Also, rough pricing per page. What you can (will) do: PSD, slicing, etc. and what you won't do. If you're good, I'll be able to get you...