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  1. Garrett

    C'mon Ballers - How baller are you really?

    Donate motherfuckers http://www.wickedfire.com/shooting-shit/87013-helpmattking-org-my-friend-matt-needs-your-help.html HelpMattKing.org
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    Woman kills boyfriend on Xmas Day, texts friend to see if he'd like to help eat body

    :eek7: - Fucking psychos need to be taken out asap. I'll pull the trigger my damn self Woman kills boyfriend on Xmas Day, texts friend to see if he'd like to help eat body | News.com.au
  3. Garrett

    Baby Hates Miley Cyrus, Loves Bon Jovi

    I lol'd YouTube - Baby hates Miley Cyrus!
  4. Garrett

    Adderall

    YouTube - Adderall Hmmm... what should I tell my doctor to get some of this shit? Ya know, since E is illegal and all :2drinkspit:
  5. Garrett

    Any Excel Power Users around?

    I was wondering if someone can help me out. I am trying to put together a nice spreadsheet so I can track my campaign monies to the penny on a daily basis. What I'm thinking would be nice is to have 1 spreadsheet per campaign, that accepts revenue/cost for x number of traffic sources - For...
  6. Garrett

    Quality Score on Trademarked terms?

    Ok... so Ive been having a TON of trouble with this. I do alot of PPV... so when I find my highest converting URL's, I try to bid on them in Googs (Yahoo/MSN wont even approve) but they never fucking run for very long. Even with amazing CTR's, I get shit quality scores. Does anyone know how to...
  7. Garrett

    White South African Rapper?

    This can't be serious. YouTube - Die Antwoord - Zef Side (Official)
  8. Garrett

    100% CTR

    Yeeeeaaaaa boiiiiii.
  9. Garrett

    Fucking CJ.com

    Okay this is stressing me out. WHY THE FUCK are there no affiliate links for certain things? And yes, I am listed as "Active" on this particular offer. Edit: To clarify, I cant find ANY aff links for this offer. None nowhere to be found. WTF
  10. Garrett

    MediaTraffic Question

    Ok.. I am running a category targeted campaign and am getting tons of conversions at like a 10% roi. Since those corporate assholes dont let you use the target_passthrough to track placements.. is there another way? Right now I am using this (php noob) and it doesnt work. Any good code to...
  11. Garrett

    PHP Question - Correct way to $_GET and redirect?

    Ive been doing it like this and it's not working correctly. Destination URL: http://blahblah.com/1.php?kw=SEARCHTEXT 1.php <?php $subid = $_GET['kw']; header('Location: http://fhhtf.com/c/?s=19246&c=194125&subid=adon-$subid'); Should I be using urlencode? Thanks guys.
  12. Garrett

    Electronica/Techno

    I've been totally getting into it lately. Anybody have any suggestions as far as good artists to check out? I've been digging this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRdtjQjk3Kk
  13. Garrett

    I put it in the wrong hole...

    Club banger http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zHVW7Zy_vg
  14. Garrett

    Tracking202 acquired by Bloosky

    Pretty interesting I say. Hopefully T202 continues to grow.
  15. Garrett

    JQuery: Telling Thickbox Script to run after x seconds?

    I am currently running lots of PPC traffic in one of the more expensive markets out there, and I figure I should test out those Modal boxes for capturing leads. Since "on-exit" is a bit too obtrusive... I'd like to just pop the Modal box after 30 seconds or so. That way I can catch people who...
  16. Garrett

    OpesMedia

    Does anybody have a contact over there? Haven't been able to get through to them... which makes me pretty nervous.
  17. Garrett

    FML...

    Make sure you never accidentally choose "Draft Campaign" in the Adwords Editor. Haha fuck.
  18. Garrett

    If/Else PHP Question - How to Use w/ <select> tag

    I am trying to figure out how I can do a PHP if (option 1 isset) { go here }. Basically, I have a squeeze page that is capturing whether male/female, age, weight, and height. To start... I figure I should probably send the males to different landers than females (and eventually send young vs...
  19. Garrett

    Looking for a particular Adwords tool

    I remember awhile ago I stumbled on an Adwords tool that was for analyzing ads, and of course I didn't bookmark it. :) Basically the tool would analyze all 4 lines in an Adwords ad (Headline - Line 1 - Line 2 - Display URL) and give you some data as to which parts of the ad were strong, so you...