$350,000 laptop!

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that is sooooo fuckin gay. For the price i was expecting a six foot nitrogen cooling system like nasa would have. Instead it has a diamond fuckin emblem. It better at least come with some really good financial software cus you'd be an idiot to buy it.
 
That laptop could be made of solid platnium, crested with 1000 diamonds and greased down in Venessa Minnillo's vagina slime, If I had the money to burn I still wouldnt buy it!
 
Jon said:
If that's the case, then your entire bathroom ordeal will need to be sponsored by Pepto bismol.
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So your saying that mcdonalds double cheeseburgers would be a wise investment? :)

Is it too late to change my mind? Instead I would like 6,999 $50 hookers and one std tester.
 
Deliguy said:
So your saying that mcdonalds double cheeseburgers would be a wise investment? :)

Is it too late to change my mind? Instead I would like 6,999 $50 hookers and one std tester.
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LMAO,

Id go with the double cheeseburgers or better yet Wendy's Bacon Cheeseburgers.
 
Wendy's kicks ass, I havent been there in awhile, but I use to love the Wendy's triple 1/4 w/cheese and bacon.

That bacon melt sounds good, I know im going to find myself at Wendys tomorow!
 
You guys are killing me back here... bacon mushroom melt or a spicy chicken for me.

Tech and freaking diamonds don't mix. One sits in the ground for a few billion years to come of age, the other is worseless in five years.
 
It really pisses me off how they say the laptop is worth $350,000.

No, its the diamonds on it that are worth this much. If I see that price tag I think, hm, this is a super fucking laptop thats got 10,000 processors and is the third fastest grid computer in the world, all inside a laptop case.

But no, its some fucking diamonds on the cover that make it worth that much. Its like those designer cellphones with diamonds on them, its still just a fucking cellphone.
 
the only way i would buy that laptop is if instead of a tulip it said KAVEMAN in daimonds and it was removable so i could were it as a chain too :drinkup: oh and I want to try that new jalepeno burger from wendys, fromthe bottom:bun, meat, pepperjack cheese, jalepenos in like nnacho cheese, meat, and bun:xomunch:
 
Platinum is up to about $1200.00 an Oz., I think that also has something to do with the huge price. 500 tiny diamonds are worth shit one big diamond on the other hand.

Either way;

Tech and freaking diamonds don't mix. One sits in the ground for a few billion years to come of age, the other is worseless in five years.
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That about sums it up.

Off to Wendys!

Jer
 
I am covering my old 386 with diamonds and selling it for $500,000, any buyers?
 
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