My brothers, if you accept my words
and store up my commands within you,
turning your ear to wisdom
and applying your heart to understanding,
and if you call out for insight
and cry aloud for understanding,
and if you look for it as for silver
and search for it as for hidden treasure,
then you will understand the fear of the Algo
and find the knowledge of Google.
For the Algo gives wisdom,
and from it's SERPS come knowledge and understanding.
It holds victory in store for the upright,
it is a shield to those whose walk is blameless,
for it guards the course of the just
and protects the way of it's faithful ones.
Then you will understand what is right and just
and fair—every good path.
For wisdom will enter your heart,
and knowledge will be pleasant to your soul.
Big Brands will protect you,
and understanding will guard you.
Wisdom will save you from the ways of wickedfire,
from men whose words are perverse,
who leave the straight paths
and wear black hats,
who delight in building links
and rejoice in the perverseness of dickrolls,
whose content is spun
and who are devious in their ways.
Thus you will walk in the ways of good men
and keep to the paths of the white hats.
For the upright will live in the SERPS,
and the blameless will remain in it;
but the wicked will be slapped out of the SERPS,
and the unfaithful will be torn from them.
and store up my commands within you,
turning your ear to wisdom
and applying your heart to understanding,
and if you call out for insight
and cry aloud for understanding,
and if you look for it as for silver
and search for it as for hidden treasure,
then you will understand the fear of the Algo
and find the knowledge of Google.
For the Algo gives wisdom,
and from it's SERPS come knowledge and understanding.
It holds victory in store for the upright,
it is a shield to those whose walk is blameless,
for it guards the course of the just
and protects the way of it's faithful ones.
Then you will understand what is right and just
and fair—every good path.
For wisdom will enter your heart,
and knowledge will be pleasant to your soul.
Big Brands will protect you,
and understanding will guard you.
Wisdom will save you from the ways of wickedfire,
from men whose words are perverse,
who leave the straight paths
and wear black hats,
who delight in building links
and rejoice in the perverseness of dickrolls,
whose content is spun
and who are devious in their ways.
Thus you will walk in the ways of good men
and keep to the paths of the white hats.
For the upright will live in the SERPS,
and the blameless will remain in it;
but the wicked will be slapped out of the SERPS,
and the unfaithful will be torn from them.
