A team of "killers": The faint of heart need not apply

[johnGalt]

i was about to bitch at you for stealing my name but you were signed up before me.

seriously though, John Galt does not lose money. and he doesn't need a 'team of killers' to help him. change ur name bitch.

 

[John Galt]

I wonder... do you REALLY think this is a good idea?

you are offering the leverage of FAIL though.

Im not sure I know what that means... if it means Im not banking hard yet so HOW DARE I try to leverage what I am good at (and somebody else might suck at) and vica verse... then I agree wholeheartedly.

:nopenope: ... ass clown...

 

[Jon]

i was about to bitch at you for stealing my name but you were signed up before me.

seriously though, John Galt does not lose money. and he doesn't need a 'team of killers' to help him. change ur name bitch.

See.. its failing already!

 

[Netphase]

HOW DARE I try to leverage what I am good at

Losing money?

 

[Uzzz]

I'm in.... if i get to wear a cape ..... .and mb some tights.

 

[Volume10]

Seriously - Here is what you typed in your original post...

What do I bring to the table:

1. Two years of experience (failing, which is more valuable IMHO).


You bring FAIL to the table. And we can all see that clearly now.

Good luck bros.

Im not sure I know what that means... if it means Im not banking hard yet so HOW DARE I try to leverage what I am good at (and somebody else might suck at) and vica verse... then I agree wholeheartedly.

:nopenope: ... ass clown...

 

[amanda11]

Dear John Galt,

No homo, you bum marketing wearing momo.

Much love,
Amanda

PS: You're a hack and won't be banking online.

 

[sumitdhawan09]

Hello friend,

I want join but I no kill people because heart very faint.

Good luck bro

 

[nvanprooyen]

"I swear by my life, and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine."

You know who said that? John Galt. GTFO.

 

[stan100]

Committed is the keyword but it's not very dense in your post.

 

[stmadeveloper]

I'd love some bacon. Maybe some pancakes.

If you had 2 years as a short order cook you would have sold me.

 

[KickRocks]

What if you get 10 guys, who all have 2 years of failing? THAT'S 20 YEARS OF FAILING! That would be a bad ass team!

 

[this_guy]

Committed being the keyword here.

What kinda CPC we talkin about here Johnny?

 

[schockergd]

"Lets get a whole bunch of guys together who suck at marketing and try and make money!"

No , what you're trying to do is find free coaching , plain and simple.

Next time you try your approach , be less subtle and more beggy.

 

[msullens88]

I think I got this same email today from the Prince of Nigeria... So much for that private deal.

 

[amateursurgeon]

Dude, if that is an example of your copywriting skills, I think you need a lot more than a team of crack whores or whatever it was you were advertising for to make some monies.

This "advert" reads like you typed it with one hand down your pants, red-faced and bulging-eyed after an enormous hit of bolivian marching powder.

Please, stop watching fucking Boiler Room.

 

[jryan21]

Allegiance Assemble!

 

[zimok]

What do I bring to the table:
1. Two years of experience (failing, which is more valuable IMHO).

So, here´s the deal:
Im looking to put together a team of 5 internet marketers (including myself) to put a sizable chunk of change in the bank accounts of each member within the next 3 months.

What magical event is going to occur in the next 3 months that didn't happen already, in those 2 years of "learning"?

 

[gutterseo]

fuck there is so much A+ material here. EPIC FAIL TEAM>F++

 

[amanda11]

2. Eight years as a direct salesman...

Yeah, you should go back to selling shoes.