Nothing like sitting a newb down with a nice hot cup of cocoa and giving him an affectionate ruffle of the hair, right before you throw the cocoa in his face, pull down his jammie bottoms and ass-rape him.
Welcome to WF dude, don't drop the soap.
Consider yourself fortunate we threw the two biggest assholes on this gay webmaster forum at you in bb_wolfe & stack_paper on the first day. If you're still around and reading this right now, you passed the first test. But tighten those fine little ass-cheeks of yours because you're in for the prison-ride of your life.