The problem we had, at first it looked like a DDOS attack, which we get pretty often. Then it was suggested that we got our asses rooted. But finally, it was discovered that the hard drive needed to be replaced. Not sure why it took so damn long, but hey, doesn't seem like we lost any data really, and being that it's also the lowest traffic day of the year, it wasn't as bad as some may think!
Easily defended through the use of tinfoil hats
i noticed, but hardly cared as i have like... you know, some family and shit.
I drank myself to sleep