Almost Fucked Myself This Morning

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spoonitnow

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Got an email this morning that read like I needed to confirm a purchase from eBay with my Paypal account, and since I didn't make the apparent purchase, this pulled an emotional WTF response right off the bat. The letter looked all official and shit. I clicked on the omfg-confirm-this-shit-or-deny link and it brought up what appeared to be the Paypal site. Right after I clicked the link, I realized what the deal was, and decided to just let the page load to see what it would hold in store.

And then came the obvious, a page that looked EXACTLY like Paypal's internal pages asking for all of my debit/credit card information and whatnot, even my PIN number which would have probably thrown up the mental red flag anyway. Didn't even have to "log in" to Paypal, which would have thrown up yet another red flag.

For shits and giggles I filled in stupid values into the fields, like midget cum dumpster for my bank name, etc., and submitted the form. This afternoon I got another email from this dipshit asking me to verify my account info or my account "will get bolcked".

So there's not much of a point to this post except someone went through a lot of trouble to set all this up and missed a shitload of small things that would tip people off. I couldn't help but think how they could improve on the % of people they successfully scam. Reminds me of those porn spam emails I get that have dumbass subject lines like "Hot Lesbians Want Your Cock NOW" that don't make any fucking sense.
 


Good thing you caught on in time.

Stupid thing is a lot of those fuckers toss those sites up quickly so they don't think to add little things like form limits. Normally I'll just open up notepad and paste 'You are a fucktard congratulations on getting reported' 439875934875983475 times, copy and paste into the form and submit.

Once after the 5th submission the webserver stopped responding. :eek: oops...
 
If nothing else, the multiple spelling mistakes, poor syntax, and bad grammar are usually what would tip me off. I know, a lot of these people are from Nigeria or Eastern Europe, but STILL. Asshats need to learn how to type, too, right?

Just one more reason to take the time to write properly. Who takes ad copy seriously when it looks like a four-year old wrote it? :nopenope:

A good copywriter is worth her/his weight in gold.
 
Good thing you caught on in time.

Stupid thing is a lot of those fuckers toss those sites up quickly so they don't think to add little things like form limits. Normally I'll just open up notepad and paste 'You are a fucktard congratulations on getting reported' 439875934875983475 times, copy and paste into the form and submit.

Once after the 5th submission the webserver stopped responding. :eek: oops...

Haha good idea
 
I havne't gotten one of those "confirm your info" things in a while, but I always did enjoy putting in fake stupid crap, I can just imagine those idiots trying to use some of the passwords I would write in.
 
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Its called masturbation, we've all messed around with it at one point or another... :)
 
ALMOST FUCKED MYSELF THIS MORNING

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HI, MAYBE THERE WAS NO REASON TO POST IT BUT YOUR DESCRIPTION WAS FUNNY ENOUGH TO MAKE ME LAUGH OUTLOUD!! I GET THESE THINGS ALL THE TIME. THE BEST ARE ALL THE SWEEPSTAKES I SUPPOSEDLY HAVE WON. THE NEWEST ONE IS " MY DEAR CHILD" A RELIGIOUS SWEEPSTAKE. THANKS FOR THE LAUGH!!!:D

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i get those fuckin mails all the time. i never click them but i know many people who have and gotten FUCKED
 
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