and just like this my life is over. might be a "sex offender"

ebtek

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This is quite long but please bear with me. I need some advice.... So I went to the beach today with a bunch of people from my school for a weekend trip. However, before I get into what happened, I need to backtrack a bit

For the last 4 months, I had been working out really hard and went tanning everyday so I would look my best at the beach today. When I would tan, I would stand in the tanning bed for 10 minutes, plug in my ear phones, and blast my Ipod. I soon realized standing still was kind of boring, so I would beat off in the tanning bed as I stood there. I did this everyday for four months straight. No big deal, right?

So today at the beach, I was with all my buddies, and one girl who I've had a huge crush on all year. We had some beers, played touch football, overall a good time. So anyways, later on I decide to lay down on a beach chair, with the sun beaming down on me, put on my IPOD, and close my eyes, just enjoying relaxing out on the beach. When suddenly, without realizing what I was doing, I began beating off. It was as if on some subconscious level I was masterbating, as it became such a force of habit these past four months of glaring light and heat blasting at me as I listened to my IPOD. It was as if I was in some other world, not aware of my surroundings, and doing something simply out of habit, like giving a dog a treat everytime he sits. So here I was, eyes closed, my dick completely out, jerking off in front of everybody at the beach in the middle of the day.

With my eyes closed, I couldn't see the horrified looks of the men and women around me as they couldn't believe what was going on, and with my IPOD blasting, I couldn't hear the crying of children who stood idly by as their innocence was now lost as they saw a grown man jerking off in front of them. It wasn't until I blew my load that I opened my eyes, and saw a crowd of people behind me, including all my friends and my crush, disgusted at what they just saw, and screaming for me to leave.

I was ready to get the heck out of their but before I could leave, the beach patrol arrested me. My parents were forced to bail me out. I've been notified that I've been kicked out of school, and will have to move back with my parents, where I will have to register as a sex offender. I don't where else to turn. Fellow miscers, I ask for your support during this difficult time in my life.
 


the fact you went to the beach TODAY and got notified you got kicked out of school ( on a saturday, before the police could book everything ) was the give away for me this was all made up shit.
 
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I can see this actually happening to someone, however, the fact that its from MISC completely removes all credibility and I have no doubt that this is indeed bullshit


cool story tho
 
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"For the last 4 months, I had been working out really hard and went tanning everyday so I would look my best at the beach today."

This part gave away that it was the BB forums. They always say gay shit like that in their threads.
 
You could have worked this out better. You clearly didn't put any heart into your trolling. Waste of our time.

+1 for ban, unless you post TOP quality tits to save this sorry-ass thread.