Anyone else here have a problem with electronics?

[ILOVENICKICAKES]

Shit just breaks down when in contact with me for long periods. I don't do jack, they just go haywire.

I can't retain a laptop for longer than 1 year (no matter the quality and how much I put down in repairs, etc...) because crap just FALLS GOD DAMN APART! My parents, brother, ex-boss, etc... are always pissed at me because they think I'm fucking with the computers and stuff but I really don't treat it any worse than the average joe.

I have the opposite of the midas-touch when it comes to electronics.

 

[Suddenly_Ass]

 

[tonymontana]

Edit: Felt bad, edited post. Didn't want to hurt OPs feelings. You spend too much time on this forum.

 

[DewChugr]

It's probably your magnetic personality, either that or you're a slider.