Best of The Chive

[HurrDurr]

Yeah mofo's the best damn site besides Wickedfire. Post your best shit from The Chive. I actually have an insider story but I won't share it. If you get bored you can always check out my AMA Thread.

 

[GimpSpack]

WOW! What a specimen.

Absolutely terrifying.

EDIT: Have some stars, dammit.

 

[infoslob]

First, thank you for the AMA. I'll be participating.

Next:

I actually have an insider story but I won't share it.

This is bad, hangs out there like a giant booger on your tie. Why say anything at all?