Best Stank Eliminator

[blank_czech]

My room smells like asshole right now. Are there any long air fresheners I could use to make it smell better? I have two different kinds of air fresheners but I was looking for something longer lasting like glade plug-ins or cedar balls.

What do you use to keep the stank out of your crib?

 

[Roundabout]

What do you use to keep the stank out of your crib?

Soap.

 

[xmcp123]

Glade Carpet Deoderizer on the Floor + Vacuum (Seriously. Do it. Let the powder stuff sit on the floor for 20 minutes or so)
On couches and whatnot: Anything involving steam, followed by febreeze.

 

[kblessinggr]

Try keeping the hot and heavy anal sex in the bathroom where you can throw down bleach without a problem.

In all seriousness, steam cleaning followed by the other stuff xmcp mentioned.

 

[blank_czech]

It's tile shit. So we have no carpet.

 

[Volume10]

I am probably going to regret asking this but why exactly does it "smell like asshole"?

 

[efeezy]

2 words....Fabreeze

 

[radio]

next time wipe.

 

[yellowarrior]

Baking Soda!

 

[BlueYonder]

You might have mold creating a bad stink, from dampness down under in your basement or crawlspace. Has there been flooding or a leak? Are surfaces brown and slimy?

 

[Jizzlobber]

Back in the day I had two gay roomates. This was never a concern.

The good old days.

Universal post.

 

[radio]

Are surfaces brown and slimy?

It's smells like asshole, my bet is yes.

 

[BlueYonder]

It's smells like asshole, my bet is yes.

Asshole stink is a lot easier to rid of than mold.

Another possibility: decaying flesh smell. Sometimes a dead animal in a crawl space makes a putrefying stink (murdering rival affiliates and storaging their bodies under floor boards will be likewise malodorous).

To the OP: Have you been taking out the garbage regularly? Have you cleaned up from the New Year's eve party? Please respond, or have the odors overwhelmed you?

 

[kblessinggr]

Asshole stink is a lot easier to rid of than mold.

This you know from experience? layboy_sml:

 

[BlueYonder]

This you know from experience? layboy_sml:

Yes, every day is Christmas around here. :xmas-smiley-016:

 

[IronLogik]

this stuff is the best. it doesn't mask odor, it eliminates it on a molecular level.

Environmentally friendly ONA Liquid - Odor Neutralizing for all applications

your shit will smell like fresh linen with a citrus twist. trust me.

 

[avalonnova]

My room smells like asshole right now. Are there any long air fresheners I could use to make it smell better? I have two different kinds of air fresheners but I was looking for something longer lasting like glade plug-ins or cedar balls.

What do you use to keep the stank out of your crib?

Try opening the windows and stop living like a slob.:repuke:

 

[Sonny Forelli]

I have a housekeeper and windows. No problems.

 

[$5 Submissions]

Plugin potpourri. Also, opening the shades and letting sunlight in might help as well.

 

[kimboslice]