Beware of Nebraska terrorists (lulz)

[Mike]

Arrest Made After Suspicious Device Identified As Water Balloons

The Omaha Bomb Squad was called to the La Vista campus of Metropolitan Community College Thursday morning after police were notified of a suspicious device attached to a parked car, which turned out to be a prank, water-filled balloons.

 

[erifdekciw]

you laugh now, but just wait till the terrorists start using anthrax filled balloons.

 

[Phoenixz]

obviously an immediate ban on water balloons is needed

 

[Rage9]

I can't even believe people can get their hands on water balloons. In fact I can't see how a culture can justify having the right to buy water balloons.

 

[JakeStratham]

Days after the Colorado movie theater massacre, President Barack Obama on Wednesday forcefully spoke out against water balloon violence, making perhaps some of his strongest comments yet as president on the issue.

'I also believe that a lot of water balloon owners would agree that water balloons belong in the hands of soldiers, not in the hands of criminals," Obama said. "That they belong on the battlefield of war, not on the streets of our cities.'

 

[lwbco]

the real question is how the perpetrator could amass so many waterballoons and enough water to fill them without raising suspicion, shouldn't the water company have alerted someone?

 

[crackp0t]

the real question is how the perpetrator could amass so many waterballoons and enough water to fill them without raising suspicion, shouldn't the water company have alerted someone?

Apparently the people involved were licensed to carry water balloons openly before this attack.

 

[lwbco]

Apparently the people involved were licensed to carry water balloons openly before this attack.

we have a license for that? absurd. i've never heard of such a thing. immediate ban on all these things that i dont understand.

 

[Netphase]

Did they copy this story from The Onion?

 

[pinchyfingers]

"We don't know much about what the motive may have been."

bwahahahaha

 

[DewChugr]

 

[erect]

Hmm, water balloons are for bullies too ... I know there's a new law here somewhere.

 

[ThisWebThing]

More government regulations on the way. Has Bloomberg weighed in on this yet?


Gun carrying man ends stabbing spree at Salt Lake grocery store

 

[medicalhumor]

They can pry my hose out of my cold dead hands.

 

[lwbco]

this is why i love wf. always a reasonable, rational discussion to be had whenever the issues of water balloon ownership and/or water wars are to be discussed.