Big G's Hilarious Propoganda Piece

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lukep

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Hey WF minions,

If you want to read 21st century propoganda that your grandchildren will be making jokes about us over, check this crap out: :playboy_sml:

http://www.google.com/webmasters/docs/search-engine-optimization-starter-guide.pdf

It's a new 32-page document to let new webmasters know how we should be promoting our sites...:angel:

The entire extent of their approved off-site tactics to "improve your sites' reputation" is on page 28:

About increasing backlinks with an intention to increase the value of the site:

"While most of the links to your site will be gained gradually, as people
discover your content through search or other ways and link to it,
Google understands that you'd like to let others know about the hard
work you've put into your content. Effectively promoting your new
content will lead to faster discovery by those who are interested
in the same subject (1). As with most points covered in this
document, taking these recommendations to an extreme could
actually harm the reputation of your site."
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They only mention:

  1. A blog post on your own site
  2. offline promotion
  3. promoting your local business by adding it to google places
  4. use social media to promote the "Big Interesting items" on your site only
  5. A selected few link swap requests in your immediate niche
  6. And of course, use webmaster tools to feed them all your sitemaps.
That's it, apparently they don't recommend anything else at all for website promotion. :angryfire:

I mean I know that they can't come out and say "Light forum spam is ok but Don't use xrumer" but come on, at least give the poor newbs out there a fighting chance to get a backlink or two! :disgust:
 


You know, fuck lazy noobs. If they want to succeed they will find out what they need to do just like everyone else. I never asked Google how to run my websites, just as I never asked the government for permission to breathe. People who want to succeed will learn not to be sheep.
 
JohnCJackson said:
You know, fuck lazy noobs. If they want to succeed they will find out what they need to do just like everyone else. I never asked Google how to run my websites, just as I never asked the government for permission to breathe. People who want to succeed will learn not to be sheep.
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Jesus Christ on a Crumbly Cracker!

Why don't you just say, "Fuck all lazy Children" and "Fuck all people who haven't tried and succeeded at everything yet..."

Have some friggin' compassion man... This type of mindset leads to nuking everyone and everything in your feild of view.

FWIW, this attitude is my biggest gripe with WickedFire.

Yes, I was a newb once on WaFo once (2005, to be exact) and I remember how it was... For every barrel of lazy rebastards there was only one good apple there trying to learn.

But if you treat everyone like the rotten 'tard, then the few people like yourself can't succeed in a reasonable amount of time... And many of those people give up, go back to the 9to5, and even lose their homes.

-Luke
 
Likely, our grandchildren will say something along the lines of "what's a Google?" Highly doubtful that they'll be making jokes about what backlinking strategies were working in 2010. Just sayin.
 
Matt Cutts told to to build buffer sites and then abuse the internet with scrapebox, and xrumer. So, I did.

Thanks Matt.
 
nvanprooyen said:
Likely, our grandchildren will say something along the lines of "what's a Google?" Highly doubtful that they'll be making jokes about what backlinking strategies were working in 2010. Just sayin.
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I dunno. Google has shown no signs of lack of growth nor innovation. In fact I just replaced all my phones with 1 cheap cell and google's new free phone service so from now on phones=google as well.

If they ever stop trying to value-add us so much, and stop 'addicting' us all to their crack, er, good search results, then perhaps we'll see their empire start to decline.

I'm not saying that a relevant serp page will be something that my grandchildren will give a frap about, but whatever it is that replaces that, I'm quite sure google will own or buy out.
 
Yeah, seriously, why won't Google hurry up and outline their search algo for every Tom, Dick, and Harry that stumbles upon Digital Point? That would be sweet.
 
lukep said:
Jesus Christ on a Crumbly Cracker!

Why don't you just say, "Fuck all lazy Children" and "Fuck all people who haven't tried and succeeded at everything yet..."

Have some friggin' compassion man... This type of mindset leads to nuking everyone and everything in your feild of view.

FWIW, this attitude is my biggest gripe with WickedFire.

Yes, I was a newb once on WaFo once (2005, to be exact) and I remember how it was... For every barrel of lazy rebastards there was only one good apple there trying to learn.

But if you treat everyone like the rotten 'tard, then the few people like yourself can't succeed in a reasonable amount of time... And many of those people give up, go back to the 9to5, and even lose their homes.

-Luke
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I agree with this. Now what? You want to start the ball rolling and tell us what you've learned and your secrets? You start. I'll follow.
 
lukep said:
Jesus Christ on a Crumbly Cracker!
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Links are not needed for ranking, content will do the trick. Put up a new site with good content and no links, if the content is good enough people will link to you. You will be rich in no time.
 
Roundabout said:
I agree with this. Now what? You want to start the ball rolling and tell us what you've learned and your secrets? You start. I'll follow.
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I may not have many posts to my name here on WF, but I'm not quite newbie enough to fall for that old trick anymore. This is a very negative net (and forum) so if you put yourself out there like that, they'll cut you down and say things like "Ban Op" within minutes. -I've seen much worse, all of the previous times I really tried.

No, it's best just to stay positive, let the shit roll off your back with the least resistance, and give small, anonymous pushes where they will do the most help.

-Luke
 
lukep said:
Jesus Christ on a Crumbly Cracker!

Why don't you just say, "Fuck all lazy Children" and "Fuck all people who haven't tried and succeeded at everything yet..."

Have some friggin' compassion man... This type of mindset leads to nuking everyone and everything in your feild of view.

FWIW, this attitude is my biggest gripe with WickedFire.

Yes, I was a newb once on WaFo once (2005, to be exact) and I remember how it was... For every barrel of lazy rebastards there was only one good apple there trying to learn.

But if you treat everyone like the rotten 'tard, then the few people like yourself can't succeed in a reasonable amount of time... And many of those people give up, go back to the 9to5, and even lose their homes.

-Luke
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Luke, let me elaborate on what was meant here.

Google is a major company. They can't come out and support people spamming other websites in order to enhance their rankings, even though that's what has to happen the more Google and other SEs put emphasis on site popularity, social media exposure, etc. They caused the spam by how they chose to operate their algorithm and know it has to happen, however they can't publicly support it or they'd be sued.

So, when you hear us say, "Get off your ass and stop being a sheep and actually work," it isn't meant negatively saying that you're a 'tard. It's us saying, "Read between the lines," and rationalize this stuff out yourself and take what corporations say with a grain of salt on the surface.

We aren't WaFo or DP and believe whatever they say to be the gospel truth. Hell, I was just looking through a thread on WaFo today because it came up for a search and saw that they've now issued a rule the last several months that no one can make reference to building profile backlinks and other tactics (even in just passing for a case study) since they are "evil" tactics.

We want you to make money, and we want you to be successful. We aren't going to sugar coat it or make stupid rules to keep you from it. It's not that we don't have compassion, but it's the tough love we give and why we have a much higher concentration of successful IM'ers than everywhere else.
 
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