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Atlas Shrugged - Starring CCarter
CCarter Speech
For twelve years, you have been asking:
Who is Chris Carter? This is Chris Carter speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has given you black hat links and thus allowing you to destroy your competition, and if those that did not purchase black hat links wish to know why they are perishing - you who dread black hat - I am the man who will now tell you.
You have heard it said that this is an age of moral crisis. You have said it yourself, half in fear, half in hope that the words had no meaning. You have cried that Matt Cutt's guidelines are destroying the internet and you have cursed black hatters' nature for their unwillingness to practice the virtues you demanded.
Since virtue, to you, consists of white hat, you have demanded more white hat methods at every successive Google Update disaster. In the name of a return to noobality, you have sacrificed all those dark hat methods which you held as the cause of your ranking drop. You, who continue to sacrificed user experience to keyword stuffing. You have sacrificed bounce rate for click thrus. You have sacrificed reason to Google's guidelines. You have sacrificed wealth to need. You have sacrificed self-profit to self-deletion. You have sacrificed happiness to being a good webmaster.
You have destroyed all that which you held to be black hat and achieved all that which you held to be white hat. Why, then, do you shrink in horror from the sight of the SERPS around you? That world is not the product of your sins, it is the product and the image of your white hat virtues. It is your moral ideal brought into reality in its full and final perfection. You have fought for it, you have dreamed of it, and you have wished it, and I-
I am the man who has granted you your wish.
Your ideal had an implacable black hat enemy, which your guidelines of Google was designed to destroy. I have withdrawn that opportunity for most of you. I have taken it out of your way and out of your reach. I have removed the source of all those black hatters you were sacrificing one by one. I have ended your battle. I have stopped your rankings. I have deprived your rankings of Final Boss links.
Men do not live by the black hat, you say? I have withdrawn those who do. The spam is impotent, you say? I have withdrawn those whose spam isn't. There are values higher than the backlinks, you say? I have refunded those blacklinks for which you attempt to snitch out.
In the name of the best within you that want another way, do not sacrifice the internet to those who are its worst enemy.
In the name of the values that keep your rankings alive, do not let your vision of black hat be distorted by the ugly, the cowardly, the mindless in those who have never attempted to rank. Do not lose your knowledge that black hat's proper estate is an upright posture, an intransigent mind and a step that travels unlimited roads. Do not let your fire go out, spark by irreplaceable spark, in the hopeless supplemental results of the approximate, the not-quite, the not-yet, the not-at-all ranking. Do not let the hero in your soul perish, in lonely frustration for the rankings you deserved, but have never been able to reach. Check your path and the nature of your SEO battle. The search engine rankings you desired can be won, it exists, it is real, it is possible, it’s yours.
But to win it requires your total dedication and a total break with the SEO methods of your past, with the doctrine that websites are a sacrificial animal who exists for the pleasure of Google and Matt Cutts. Fight for the value of your website. Fight for the virtue of your rankings. Fight for the essence of that which is a webmaster: for his sovereign rational online profits. Fight with the radiant certainty and the absolute rectitude of knowing that yours is the Morality of Life and that yours is the battle for any achievement, any value, any grandeur, any goodness, any joy that has ever existed on the internet.
You will win when you are ready to pronounce the oath I have taken at the start of my black hat battle - and for those who wish to know the day of my return, I shall now repeat it to the hearing of the world
"I swear-by my website and my love of it - that I will never listen to the propaganda guidelines of Matt Cutts, nor ask another webmaster to listen to them."
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What They Are Saying
- "Fuck CCarter" - Matt Cutts
- "Holy fucking shit! [..] These links = win" - 14thstreetcat
- "The Best links in the world" - Jackey
- "How Is This Even Black Hat?" - used2getlucky
- "Short of Google putting a backlink on their homepage, you can't get any better" - SwiftMoney
- "It's not possible for any mortal to get these links" - God
- "Good God Man!!" - [Unnamed MOD]
- "Are you a wizard?" - [Unnamed Ancient]
- "These are real authority sites" - Charto911
- "There is NOTHING ELSE LIKE THIS ON THE OPEN MARKET" - shawnhag
- "links like this are impossible to get" - TheAllSpark
- "I Never liked CCarter" - Rand Fishkin
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