(AP - Las Vegas) A fat attempted rapist chartered a $500 JetSuite jet today in an attempt to look like a baller. After posting to various social networking sites about how awesome he is, despite his bank balance being $32, he boarded the jet. After the little discount jet revved up its engines and attempted to take off, the crew found that they were unable to find a proper weight distribution for flying as he was the only one on the plane (no friends?). Typically on commercial flights, obese passengers are shifted to different parts of the plane to compensate - on a discount jet when one is the only passenger, this makes it impossible.
After the pilots determined this was not a terrorist attack, the man was asked to disembark the plane and walk to his destination. The co-pilot was overheard saying "He could use it."
After the pilots determined this was not a terrorist attack, the man was asked to disembark the plane and walk to his destination. The co-pilot was overheard saying "He could use it."
