Built a low level nuke but dont have uranium?

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Then come over here: [ame=http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top]Amazon.com: Uranium Ore: Industrial & Scientific[/ame]

The comments are hilarious :)
 


I bought this to power a home-made submarine that I use to look for prehistoric-era life forms in land-locked lakes around my home town in Alaska. At first I wasn't sure if this item would (or could) arrive via mail, but I was glad to see it showed up with no problems. Well, almost no problems.

Unfortuantly my mom opened my mail, because she does not respect people's privacy. She was pretty upset to see Uranium Ore. After a long argument and me running away from home again, she finaly stopped being such an idiot and I was able to get back to work.

The quality of this Uranium is on par with the stuff I was bying from the Libyans over at the mall parking lot, but at half the price! I just hope the seller does not run out, because I have many projects on my list including a night vision sasquatch radar, an electromagnetic chupakabra cage, a high velocity, aerial, weighted Mothman net and super heated, instant grill cheese sandwhich maker.
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That was a good one.
 
I purchased this item and mixed it with my wife's lotion, hoping to collect on her life insurance policy. We hadn't been getting along, to say the least. Next think you know, she's growing another set of breasts! I've never been happier.

This product saved my marriage!
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lol :eek:
 
This isn't the correct Uranium isotope so you wouldn't be able to create a nuke with it. You need Uranium-237 I believe and this is only Uranium-235
 
haha poetry
To those who may, like I, be inclined towards utilizing this product for raising more than just your Geiger counter, one and a half words: Don't. At first, the tingling sensation was quite stimulating, for both me and my lady-partner. The glow-in-the-dark properties conferred upon my majestic member number one also proved to be extremely useful, as the room we were in was extremely dark. Without my newly irradiated glow torch to navigate by, our merry-makings would have been made infinitely more clumsy and possibly even futile!

However, not long after these initial boons to my little goon, things took a swift slump, as what had at first been a pleasantly sizzling sensation gradually turned into a horrifying wildfire-like burning on my crotchal region. The once comforting luminescence became the sick glow of our flame-curdling loins. Picture, if you will, thrusting mightily your man-glory into a cheese grater which is also the Great Chicago Fire, and you would only begin to describe the hardship I endured. Water did nothing to quench our intense discomfort, and, in fact, as I vainly attempted to scrub this filth of a product from my infected man regions, I had to suffer the indignity of my once proud dangling nethers totally dissolving all together in my hands!! Needless to say, this has caused some grave issues in my and my lady-friend's relationship, and while I don't want to place these burdens solely on this product, I can't help but think that things would be better if we both still had intact sex organs. And also if we didn't both now have terminal cancer.

V. disappointed; would NOT buy again for this particular purpose.
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BluAffiliate said:
This isn't the correct Uranium isotope so you wouldn't be able to create a nuke with it. You need Uranium-237 I believe and this is only Uranium-235
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refinement and enrichment is a pain in the ass. refining this from ore, then enriching it to 237 would be a headache.
 
I bought this for my cousin Aashir over in Pakistan, it was the only thing on his wish list, I guess someone else already got him a centrifuge, 6.8 kilograms of PETN, and a 42" x-ray shielded Halliburton briefcase. But unfortunately Amazon won't ship this product directly to the Middle East. Well this year I decided to go visit him in person for Christmas and give the gift to him. WORST MISTAKE EVER! At the airport, undergoing a Full Body Scan, they never told me why, but they called in a couple of men dressed in funny space-man suits that took me to their van. As I write this review one of my eyes is missing, my left arm has no feeling, and they won't let us swim on the beach in Guantanamo Bay, even though they shower us with water and dunk us in tanks with cloths in our mouths for baths every day! What's up with that?

Anyway, a positive benefit of the product, if you carry it in your pocket like I did, is that my testicles are now at least 4 times their size... WOW! And that's where the 4 stars come from.

Anyway, I'm not sure why I ended up in this hell hole, but I guess it must be because the TSA really doesn't like seeing such large testicles on their full body scanners... I think they're just jealous. ;)
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LOL I should be working but couldn't resist this link... this one comment was simply awesome.
 
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