Can anyone tell me how to get Preggy?

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marycompos

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Hello everyone

I am with my husband for 4 years and I am not getting preggy yet can anyone tell me how to get preggy? LOL but this is little serious. Any Masters in this field? LOL:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:
 


Step 1. Spit on penis.
Step 2. Spit on vagina.
Step 3. Stick penis inside of anus.
Step 4. Penetrate anus with penis until ejaculation is imminent.
Step 5. Pull penis from vagina and squirt semen into woman's mouth.
Step 6. Baby forms inside stomach, 40 weeks later woman poops it out.
 
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"I've never been with an older man before" said Lily as her teacher laid her on his bed. Her young barely legal breasts glistened in the dim lighting. He leaned in and whispered in her ear "Really? How about ten older men?" Lily shuddered as a fear rippled up her spine and a sharp buzzing sound rang in her head. Her vision became blurry as the door to the closet opened and let out nine naked old men. She realized now she had been drugged. Her veins dilated and her brain sank into a blissful numb. These men were not old like Mr.Sawthorn, who was middle aged, but old as in at least seventy. Their naked reptilian bodies crept into the dim lighting, all nine of them wearing large decorative masks. Mr.Sawthron took out a large ceremonial knife. "Let the ritual begin" he spoke as he blew out the candle. Lily felt no fear as the men grabbed her naked body.
 
Get fake tits and your husband will have sex with you more...or you could just ask his mistress what she does to get pregnant by him.
 
Hello friend,

If no can have child with husband can always ask Bad Duck if he want sell you his baby when born. It sound like he no want be father.

Good luck bro
 
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