Caught my gf pooping...so I broke up with her

[ebtek]

She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspi...cious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.

Did I do the right thing?

 

[chipmunk]

Pics or it did not happen...:moon:

-=Chipmunk=-

 

[mattseh]

 

[kingofsp]

Sounds about right.

 

[HiGhPeR]

lol wut?

 

[SinfullySweet]

ummm

 

[Otinsdale]

girls don't poop, you were obviously dating a dude...

 

[Dwight Schrute]

You did good. Women don't poop. She was obviously a NickyCakes tranny.

 

[Kiopa_Matt]

Did you make sure to taze her as she was leaving?

 

[Pulse]

girls are fucking gross

 

[Andrew Scherer]

hahahaha thread of the month

 

[ZuzanaDesigns]

LOLZ great thread.

 

[Sonny Forelli]

 

[Deliguy]

bitch got what she deserved

 

[xpathfucker]

U mad bro? Logspotting is dangerous!

The only "logs" I spot are the ones I unlog myself.

girls are fucking gross

Right, lets just fuck them all...

 

[BlokBlok]

Why didnt you shoot her? Now some poor bastard is going to have to go through the same thing.

 

[Flash4Ever]

You did wrong:

 

[gulp86]

Oh hai, just this:

said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspi...cious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the f.

 

[m0rtal]

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[Fuckin_Asswipe]

She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspi...cious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.

Did I do the right thing?

Save some for me :conehead: