Charlie is a religious leader. People are paying Charlie a lot of money due to religion.
“To go to heaven, you need to pay Chultu $1k,” says Charlie to the crowd. “You can pay through me. Otherwise, you will be tortured for all eternity in hell.”
Those who disbelieve will be killed. The faithful does the killing.
One day a liberal philosopher talks to Charlie. “You said there is no compulsion in religion. So people should be free to choose their religion,” says the philosopher.
“Mmmm… Okay,” says Charlie.
“Well, the only people that choose their religions are apostates and heretics. So they should have right to be apostates and heretics too. Otherwise, what’s the point?” says the philosopher.
“MMMM…. Makes perfect sense,” says Charlie.
So Charlie then creates a new religious decree. “From now on, you are free to be apostates,” says Charlie.
Some people then become apostates. Those people do not pay Charlie anymore. Charlie lost income. “Ah well, I am a tolerant religious leader. It’s the right thing,” says Charlie.
Turns out killing apostates are Charlie’s religions main selling point. I mean, nowadays, people sort of want some proof and Charlie doesn’t have any. So everybody becomes an apostate.
“Well, sucks for them then,” says Charlie.
Charlie lost all of his income. But he doesn’t worry. “I can still do programming,” says Charlie to himself.
So Charlie becomes a programmer.
He makes some money. Not as much as it used to be. His harem is empty because all his wives left to richer men. “Ah, but I am a tolerant guy,” says Charlie.
Then, the liberals demand income taxes.
“What the hell. Oh tax is robbery. Waaaa… I lost a lot of money here,” says Charlie. “People used to pay me tax. Now I am paying tax. That sucks. Well, I suppose its okay. I’ll be a good citizen and pay tax.”
One day Charlie is walking on the street. A robber comes. “Give me all the money in your wallet. However, to save both of our time, what about if you tell me the amount of cash in your wallet first so I can decide whether it worth robbing you or not.”
“Make sense,” says Charlie. The problem is Charlie has just gotten his cash pay. He got $50k on his wallet. That’s his salary for the whole year.
“I wonder what I should do?” asks Charlie, “Lying means fraud. I don’t do fraud.”
“Ah to hell with this. This guy is an asshole. I don’t own him anything. He doesn’t respect my right, I shouldn’t respect his right either. Why should I care? I am just going to lie,” says Charlie to himself.
“I got no money,” says Charlie.
“Oh ya, let me check that,” says the robber.
“All I got in my pocket are guns,” add Charlie.
“Hmmm… I am busy. I guess we’ll just meet next time,” says the robber.
“I also have, machine guns, shotguns, torture devices, and other anti-robbery measures,” Charlie further elaborate.
“Oh shit. You could have just nailed me. You are such a nice guy. Here is $10k for being nice,” says the robber.
“Wow. Lying does work,” says Charlie, “Well, anything worth doing is worth overdoing. After all, the libtards are taxing me. They too are not my friends. I owe nothing to them. I’ll just do whatever it takes to get whatever I want. Just like everyone else.”
“My people, Chultu has told me that apostates are assholes. All of you must repent or face eternal torture along with your whole clans,” Charlie says.
Most people do not believe. However, a few do. Those few kill those who disbelieve. Eventually everyone believes out of fear.
"Resistance is futile because Chultu is on my side and he is almighty," says Charlie.
Then everybody repents and pays money to Charlie again. Charlie harem is full again. Charlie then lives happily ever after.
“To go to heaven, you need to pay Chultu $1k,” says Charlie to the crowd. “You can pay through me. Otherwise, you will be tortured for all eternity in hell.”
Those who disbelieve will be killed. The faithful does the killing.
One day a liberal philosopher talks to Charlie. “You said there is no compulsion in religion. So people should be free to choose their religion,” says the philosopher.
“Mmmm… Okay,” says Charlie.
“Well, the only people that choose their religions are apostates and heretics. So they should have right to be apostates and heretics too. Otherwise, what’s the point?” says the philosopher.
“MMMM…. Makes perfect sense,” says Charlie.
So Charlie then creates a new religious decree. “From now on, you are free to be apostates,” says Charlie.
Some people then become apostates. Those people do not pay Charlie anymore. Charlie lost income. “Ah well, I am a tolerant religious leader. It’s the right thing,” says Charlie.
Turns out killing apostates are Charlie’s religions main selling point. I mean, nowadays, people sort of want some proof and Charlie doesn’t have any. So everybody becomes an apostate.
“Well, sucks for them then,” says Charlie.
Charlie lost all of his income. But he doesn’t worry. “I can still do programming,” says Charlie to himself.
So Charlie becomes a programmer.
He makes some money. Not as much as it used to be. His harem is empty because all his wives left to richer men. “Ah, but I am a tolerant guy,” says Charlie.
Then, the liberals demand income taxes.
“What the hell. Oh tax is robbery. Waaaa… I lost a lot of money here,” says Charlie. “People used to pay me tax. Now I am paying tax. That sucks. Well, I suppose its okay. I’ll be a good citizen and pay tax.”
One day Charlie is walking on the street. A robber comes. “Give me all the money in your wallet. However, to save both of our time, what about if you tell me the amount of cash in your wallet first so I can decide whether it worth robbing you or not.”
“Make sense,” says Charlie. The problem is Charlie has just gotten his cash pay. He got $50k on his wallet. That’s his salary for the whole year.
“I wonder what I should do?” asks Charlie, “Lying means fraud. I don’t do fraud.”
“Ah to hell with this. This guy is an asshole. I don’t own him anything. He doesn’t respect my right, I shouldn’t respect his right either. Why should I care? I am just going to lie,” says Charlie to himself.
“I got no money,” says Charlie.
“Oh ya, let me check that,” says the robber.
“All I got in my pocket are guns,” add Charlie.
“Hmmm… I am busy. I guess we’ll just meet next time,” says the robber.
“I also have, machine guns, shotguns, torture devices, and other anti-robbery measures,” Charlie further elaborate.
“Oh shit. You could have just nailed me. You are such a nice guy. Here is $10k for being nice,” says the robber.
“Wow. Lying does work,” says Charlie, “Well, anything worth doing is worth overdoing. After all, the libtards are taxing me. They too are not my friends. I owe nothing to them. I’ll just do whatever it takes to get whatever I want. Just like everyone else.”
“My people, Chultu has told me that apostates are assholes. All of you must repent or face eternal torture along with your whole clans,” Charlie says.
Most people do not believe. However, a few do. Those few kill those who disbelieve. Eventually everyone believes out of fear.
"Resistance is futile because Chultu is on my side and he is almighty," says Charlie.
Then everybody repents and pays money to Charlie again. Charlie harem is full again. Charlie then lives happily ever after.
