Crappy site, nice boobies

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haha I was in Mexico for 3 weeks and I got engaged

Mazel tov..

Got engaged to the chick in the donkey show eh?

John: "I'll marry any woman who can take it up the ass from a donkey and ask for seconds!"
 
No, but I did want to go see a donkey show, she wouldn't let me though :(

Damn man, you're not even married and she already dictates what you can and can't see! :eek:

That's a bad sign. Wait 'til you've been married for a few years, it only gets worse...er...better :error:
 
I never heard of a donkey show before this thread. You could have told me it's a TV show and I'd believe you.

How do they get the donkey to perform? Does somebody whisper dirty-donkey talk in his pointed ear?
 
That second picture reminds me of fishing... realizing you got a big one on the line... realizing it's a fucking sick ass catfish... reeling it in all the way and then having it slip and flop right between your hands...

She isn't holding her boob she's holding a catfish
 
I heard the donkey show is actually fake. It's code to tell the driver your a dipshit tourist, they then take you down town and drop you off in a neighborhood where you get robbed and they get their cut. At least that's what the mexicans told me.
 
Yeah, the donkey shows are real. I used to dispatch trucks after I stopped driving myself, and there were a lot of drivers that would cross the border when they were in Laredo just to get some lovin' and see the show.

One guy described it as "this chick sucking off a donkey and it blew a gallon of jizz all over here, she choked and almost puked"

Doesn't sound like any show I want to see, but those drivers thought it was great. There's some weird shit in this world.

One driver figured up his hooker bills for the year and he claimed to have spent over $7000 on whores! Most of his were down in Boys Town at $75 per night! Can't imagine the diseases that dude carried around.

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