Critique My Site (Hands You Gun)

[KontaxMarketing]

Hey, guys. Got my fire suit on. Flame away.

SekzSelz is my site. I'm going for the minimalist theme, so I thought I'd give a heavily tweaked Blogger blog a try. I like free.

I've bought http://www.sekzselz.com already, just waiting for the DNS to go through the system before I actually connect the two.

But before I start heavily advertising my services (and obviously not on Facebook), I'd like some critiques, and you guys seem to be the only ones qualified in both web design and boobies.

I'm no stranger to negativity, either. Hence me asking for critiques. Tanks, everyone!

 

[CitizenSmif]

*sigh*

 

[Enigmabomb]

How can I review it if the DNS hasnt propogated?

Fuck tard.

 

[Enigmabomb]

Oh. I found the site. On Blogspot. And you're an e-whore.

Jesus fucking christ.

 

[kblessinggr]

I don't think it's a DNS issue because , it still goes to ghs.google.com even updated OpenDNS cache on it.

Did you make sure to actually enable it in your google apps settings?

 

[kblessinggr]

Oh. I found the site. On Blogspot. And you're an e-whore.

Jesus fucking christ.

Just saw the blogspot bit too... not even worth the fucking trouble...

 

[PhillipMarlow]

 

[TFLNetwork]

#1 Your blog is far from "heavily" tweaked
#2 You are major fail
#3 dullspace

 

[bprimeelite]

Ahhh the geocities templates are high converting ones. Don't give away all of your secrets someone may steal them.

 

[Fatbat]

Never have I felt more like using the <FACEPALM> thingy here.

 

[jenzkc]

definitely a top 10 fail

 

[acemenace]

A fucking gun is not enough.

 

[KontaxMarketing]

*takes gun back, places in mouth*

 

[TFLNetwork]

*takes gun back, places in mouth*

*takes gun back, places in mouth*

*takes gun back, places in mouth*

*takes gun back, places in mouth*

*takes gun back, places in mouth*

QFT.

 

[efeezy]

huh....well...ummm...yeahhh.

 

[Zero Cool]

*takes gun back, places in mouth*

You forgot one crucial step...

*pulls trigger*

 

[evo190]

Why the fuck would you even attempt to release that pile of shit to the public? This is a joke right? Where's the real domain?

 

[gutterseo]

either; A: thats a joke
or B: you got seriously misguided about starting an online business

 

[kblessinggr]

either; A: thats a joke
or B: you got seriously misguided about starting an online business

You should see his BST thread

http://www.wickedfire.com/sell-buy-...cial-escort-packages-name-your-own-price.html

 

[ed146]

How blatant! You just copied the entire content from http://sexsellz.com/socalescort/introduction.php. At least copy from a decent looking site. Ugghh..