Hey folks.
I'm Linus, you might've heard of me. Probably not. I don't usually hang around in forums. I realize I have 0% cred around these parts. I'd like to prove myself... by selling more of your product, faster, than you've ever done before.
For the past several years I've been writing privately for myself and various partner projects. I don't often take on freelancing gigs, but I will have some free time to take on other projects during summertime.
Real Copy That Boosts Response And Puts Real Dollars In Your Pocket
Basically - I'm looking to take on a select few serious folks who want to squeeze every last penny out of their sales funnel.
Before you shoot me a PM, please read the criteria below before you and I start wasting eachothers time.
Good copy will not make up for bad marketing strategy.
If you’re the kind of guy who knows his skrillaz, all of this is already apparent to you.
Here are a few more reasons why I should write the copy for your offer:
Reason #1: I understand people, and I understand salesmanship.
I'm not some wanna-be pie-in-the-sky $99 copyslinger from the Warrior Forum.
I write serious copy that gets serious results. And that's a guarantee.
Reason #2:
I have over 4 years of in-the-trenches, sell-or-starve biz experience… and guaranteed insight and marketing chops to increase your profits…
No fluff. No theory. Real shit that gets shit sold.
Reason #3:
If my copy doesn't make you more money, I'll keep working on it until it does. It's extremely simple.
Now, I'm a professional. If you realize all the work that goes into producing a full sales job, then you also understand that I cannot afford to offer refunds.
But - if you are, for whatever reason, not satisfied... I'll rework it until you are.
Now...
A Few More Things
Review copies: It's one thing when you're freelancing 400-word articles and you can whip up a couple in an hour or two.
It's another when you're spending hours and days of grueling, intense research to produce a complete sales job.
I'll do a single review copy for one respected member.
Long Term Work: I do prefer long term clients, as opposed to one-off jobs. Here's why:
Copywriting is 80/20 - about 80% research and 20% writing.
Once I have worked for you once... gotten to know you, your market and your product... most of the heavy lifting is done.
For the next project I do for you, this means 3 things: a) Faster results for you, b) More money for you (since I know the market better) and c) Less work for me.
It's a win-win.
Not to mention that most top writers are booked up for months and years ahead of time, and for you having to find new writers, who can actually get the job done - for every single project - can be quite the challenge.
Pricing: The price will depend entirely on the project. Many things factor in, including how familiar I am with the market and the scope of the research that needs to be done.
To give you a ballpark, it will be in the four figures.
Guarantee: I will increase your conversions and make you more money than you paid me. If you don't, I'll rewrite up to 3 times until you're fucking thrilled.
If You're Ready To Talk About Your Next Project...
If all this sounds well and good to you, feel free to shoot me a PM or talk to me on Skype. Or both.
My Skype handle is "lemonarian". Please don't add me unless you're serious.
Now let's make some goddamn money!
I'm Linus, you might've heard of me. Probably not. I don't usually hang around in forums. I realize I have 0% cred around these parts. I'd like to prove myself... by selling more of your product, faster, than you've ever done before.
For the past several years I've been writing privately for myself and various partner projects. I don't often take on freelancing gigs, but I will have some free time to take on other projects during summertime.
Real Copy That Boosts Response And Puts Real Dollars In Your Pocket
Basically - I'm looking to take on a select few serious folks who want to squeeze every last penny out of their sales funnel.
Before you shoot me a PM, please read the criteria below before you and I start wasting eachothers time.
- You need to be a serious business person selling your own product(s) – I will not write a “pre-sell letter” to help you promote some second rate Clickbank e-book
- Your product needs to be top notch. If you would not sell it to your own grandmother, I’m not your guy.
- Have some previous business experience… You already know how to market your product, and you need a top copywriter to pull off the sales job. I’m that writer. If you have little to no business experience… I’m not your guy.
Good copy will not make up for bad marketing strategy.
If you’re the kind of guy who knows his skrillaz, all of this is already apparent to you.
Here are a few more reasons why I should write the copy for your offer:
Reason #1: I understand people, and I understand salesmanship.
I'm not some wanna-be pie-in-the-sky $99 copyslinger from the Warrior Forum.
I write serious copy that gets serious results. And that's a guarantee.
Reason #2:
I have over 4 years of in-the-trenches, sell-or-starve biz experience… and guaranteed insight and marketing chops to increase your profits…
No fluff. No theory. Real shit that gets shit sold.
Reason #3:
If my copy doesn't make you more money, I'll keep working on it until it does. It's extremely simple.
Now, I'm a professional. If you realize all the work that goes into producing a full sales job, then you also understand that I cannot afford to offer refunds.
But - if you are, for whatever reason, not satisfied... I'll rework it until you are.
Now...
A Few More Things
Review copies: It's one thing when you're freelancing 400-word articles and you can whip up a couple in an hour or two.
It's another when you're spending hours and days of grueling, intense research to produce a complete sales job.
I'll do a single review copy for one respected member.
Long Term Work: I do prefer long term clients, as opposed to one-off jobs. Here's why:
Copywriting is 80/20 - about 80% research and 20% writing.
Once I have worked for you once... gotten to know you, your market and your product... most of the heavy lifting is done.
For the next project I do for you, this means 3 things: a) Faster results for you, b) More money for you (since I know the market better) and c) Less work for me.
It's a win-win.
Not to mention that most top writers are booked up for months and years ahead of time, and for you having to find new writers, who can actually get the job done - for every single project - can be quite the challenge.
Pricing: The price will depend entirely on the project. Many things factor in, including how familiar I am with the market and the scope of the research that needs to be done.
To give you a ballpark, it will be in the four figures.
Guarantee: I will increase your conversions and make you more money than you paid me. If you don't, I'll rewrite up to 3 times until you're fucking thrilled.
If You're Ready To Talk About Your Next Project...
If all this sounds well and good to you, feel free to shoot me a PM or talk to me on Skype. Or both.
My Skype handle is "lemonarian". Please don't add me unless you're serious.
Now let's make some goddamn money!
