Do Jews Live Forever?

[toolohen]

That's the question I asked on Yahoo Answers because I was getting bored collecting keywords for my ppc campaigns.

And so I did it for the LULZ and the religious nuts who responded didn't disappoint.

Here are the Hilarious answers so far:

1. "Yes, through our descendants."

2. "Every human being lives forever. Those that believe in this life that Jesus, who is God, died for our sins and rose again, live in heaven forever. Those that reject this to their dying breath, go to hell forever."

Just the fact that people took the time to answer such a ridiculous question is LULZ in and of itself

 

[barman]

yahoo answers is a joke all around.

 

[georgiecas1y]

why jews? some crazy religious people around alright. we rang that church that hates gays, forget the name and got through to some girl of about 17, she sounded hot. chatting away for a while, she seemed normal and then the shite she said saying the virginia tech shootings were gods rath, hahah.

 

[trigatch4]

Link me to the question so I can say, "You all are we tall did." and then you can select mine Best Answer.

 

[toolohen]

I've received a 3rd answer, this one is the best yet

3. "I'm sure their memories will live on for a long time, probably not forever but a long time atleast, but no, jews do not live forever. No one does and no one will unless in the future some super genius scientists figure out a way to increase the length of life and defeat death, everyone dies at some point."

She actually believes I am seriously asking if Jews are immortal.

 

[ebiz]

fucking retards..