Oh yeah, fake made up quotes are great. Something like these
"New research just conducted concludes that Acai berry is the most effective diet solution on the planet."
- American Institute of Health
or
"The bros of our frat had this hook up party with another sorority. I was worried that if I wasn't good enough, the girl would tell all her sisters. So I took [insert name of scam penis pill] beforehand. I ended up sticking it to her for over two hours !!!!!! She was so satisfied and she even told all her sorority sisters about how amazing it was. Now all these girls are calling me for one night stands. I've screwed like half of the girls at that sorority. This is TOTALLY SO AMAZING DUDE!"
- some frat guy
or
" I am gonna let you on a little secret. In addition to eating at Subway's, I have actually been taking green tea diet pills the whole time, which helped me lose so much weight. Between you and me, I think it was the green tea had more of an effect."
- Jared.
Actually the last one isn't necessarily fake. I do have a friend named Jared. So if I get him to say that, then it's real.