Do you wish you didnt have to get up to go for a shit?

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I do, I'd like to be able to shit and piss freely, without leaving my desk.
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Has anyone seen a decent solution to this?

The best I could find is this:

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I guess ultimately it could also incorporate a holder for the bog roll, possibly some lube for other activities.
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Yeah, that 20 foot walk to the bathroom really tires me out too.

I mean, what's wrong with wanting to scarf down and shit out 6 Big Macs from the same chair?
 
I'd view your bathroom trips as a way to get a tiny bit of exercise throughout the day. Your legs will probably atrophy if you stop getting up to take breaks for food, drinks, the bathroom, etc.
 
No, that's what I bought a laptop for. I am writing this right now as I shit. Hello world.
 
I knew from the title, this thread was full of fucking win!

who is the guys/gals that adds all the awesome tags to the posts here at Wickedfire? we need them to drop some bombs ( pun intended ) right in here on this one.
 
I like that I can push a small flapper and the shit goes right down the drain. After I sit in that thing for 3 days, its going to smell like shit and be one hell of a mess to clean out it.
 
I Poop My Pants On Purpose | Group with Personal Stories, Forums and Chat

From the linked site:

"I am a sixteen year girl who loves to poop her pants. My parents were on a business trip together for a week. So on the first day I was alone, I wanted to do the most ultimate crap in my pants that anyone has ever done. I ate 3 chilli dogs, 1 jalepeno pepper, 3 cheese burgers and 2 slices of pepperoni pizza.
I chilled for an hour and my stomach began to rumble, I still wasnt ready yet. I ate 3 more chilli dogs. (I am not fat if anyone is wandering I jus eat a lot, I'm a size 4 and i have a j-lo booty). Anyways the rumblings became worse and i wanted to poop but it didnt feel big enough. So I made a jalepeno beef and bean borito. I said to myself this will do the trick.
After I ate it the rumbling was unbearable, so i topped it of with 2 laxatives and this medicine to make your poop come out in seconds.
Its time, so I bent over in front of my mirror and let it go.
It exploded ferociously in my extremeley tight white sweat pants. I just enjoyed the release of all this crap in my pants. My pants quickly filled with warm, wet, and mushy poop. It was literally exploding i my pants for 5 minutes.
Then it stopped to my disapointment, and when i looked at the mirror (still bent over,) my whole butt area was completely brown and was a giant lump. When i stood up and looked in the mirror, all the poop in my pants made butt literally look like i had a Buffy the Body Booty, except it was filled with poop. I walked around my house the rest of the day with this big booty chunk of poop in my pants.
In looking at it I wished my butt wast that big. I might even do this again and cover it up to make it seem I have a bigger butt at school.
Then That same night I did it again still with the poop before in my pants and I loved the huge chunkiness. None of it ever slipped down my leg because I stapped my legs tightly with belts.
Hoped you liked this story and you want to try it, Hit me up if u do and tell me how it feels, BYE "

For realz y'alls