Donkey slingin teh berriez?



Lol donkey on the parachute. The guys that came up with this are either complete idiots or freaking marketing geniuses.
 
the animal screamed in fear as it circled over heads of holidaymakers sunbathing on a beach

"The donkey landed in an atrocious manner: it was dragged several metres along the water, after which the animal was pulled out half-alive onto the shore."

Fucking assholes. They deserve a slow and painful death.
 
"The donkey screamed and children cried," regional police spokeswoman Larisa Tuchkova told AFP. "No-one had the brains to call police."

Sounds like the Russian market is ripe for rebill, ringtone, and bizz opp offers...
 
The only thing anyone is ever going to remember is the terrified donkey and children, not some lame ass business run by asshole animal abusers...Can you imagine the treatment their customers get if they can be so cruel to a helpless animal??? Marketing FAIL.

These idiots should be tied to the bumper of a car and drug down a backwoods dirt road covered in glass shards and rusty nails.