drove into a ditch tonight, cops came, had gun on me..

road was iced, driving down hill on a dirt road.

fucking drove off what seemed like the grand fucking canyon.

firemen came, then they got stuck and had to call the police to block the road off while a road grading truck came to allow for a tow truck to come.

had a glock .40 on me, a convicted felon. so i'm sitting in the cops truck with the firemen waiting for the grader to come. cop starts in with the usual shit "what are you doing out this time of night, what's your date of birth and name, starts running me through the computer.

and that's it. never searched the car, didn't fuck with me anymore after i came back with valid DL and no warrants.

my car is a bit fucked up though, not too bad, maybe $2,000-$3,000 worth of damage.

least I didn't go to pound me in the ass prison :D

in b4 fuck you, cool story, faggot, learn to drive, gtfo
 
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I hope you die in a fire you fucking cock sucker.


JK: only hope you would've gotten raped in prison like the faggot that you are cocksucker.


JK2: Die in a fire.
 
Sounds like a fucking dresden story bro. Then I realized it was you. I was like wtf is this the twilight zone?
 
I luv Barry, but you are a retard if youre carrying a gun with you as a felon, its not worth the risk.
 
I luv Barry, but you are a retard if youre carrying a gun with you as a felon, its not worth the risk.

This.

The way the law is written you're not even allowed to carry ammunition and can get the same 10 year sentence that you would get for carrying a gun. Until either the laws change or congress funds the TABC to review individual appeals like they used to you're out of luck bro.