Ever Dickroll a Telemarketer?

dmnEPC

dmnEPC

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Just had some fun with this jackass telemarketer trying to get me to sell some bullshit Merchant program. These jackass's have been calling me for a couple days now so I finally took the call.

He starts pitching me about making money with this great program. I play along with him for a bit and when I told him already cashing checks & I didnt see how he could improve on it, he took the bait, so I sent him off to our favorite Make $$ site. The guy got pissed and ended the call in about 20 seconds of pullin the site up...

I have done telemarketing and I think I get more enjoyment outa fucking w/ the dumb ones because of it. Next time I will definitely have to record it.

Some boobs for your time. Enjoy

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Great boobies and bums! :thumbsup:

I haven't answered a phone without knowing exactly who it was in something like 7 years now. I can't believe anyone would answer to a telemarketer anymore...

If I did, here's how the conversation would go:

Me: :hi:
TM: :485:
Me: :batman:
TM: :485:
Me: :throwup: <--Someone standing nearby
Me: :boid:
 
lol awesome. never thought we can do this to all annoying telemarketers who calll me in the middle of the great weekend nap. gonna try it next time
 
papajohn56 said:
marketers mad at other marketers


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Not mad 1 bit. But when they break the rules and do things illegally, or when they have no clue or any appreciation for the art of marketing, I have no problem w/ fucking with them.
 
just got my first one. I talked through it like everything was completely normal. Its actually a bit tricky to get them to go to your site. My script is kinda like "So will it work on any kind of e-commerce site? Because my site is very diverse and I want to make sure you all will be able to handle processing on my site." blah "Can you check out the site to make sure it will work on there?"

She was like uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhmmmm Iiiiiiiii'm going to have one of our other sales reps call you back and she hung up.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

<3 u OP
 
Don't be hatin the ones doing the actual calling bros they just tryin to earn a living.

:rasta:
 
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