EWA STILL Isn't Paying

Let's see 6 friends, $100 dollar bills as a header... And not surprisingly the only Sharon Dela's in the entire state of Texas according to public records are between the ages of 52 - 60.

Favorite Quotes: "When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is."

Seriously... I am pulling a Donald Trump on this one and calling for this persons Birth Certificate! lol

LOL
The AM is a 60 year old granny but Ryan using some fake pics to lure in the teeny boppers to run traffic. EWA is looking more legit everyday. Maybe i should start running traffic to them.
 


Fake hot AM's, hilarious. I don't know why Wickedfire keeps letting ryan off. If it was anyone else pulling this shit, the WF lynch mob would have destroyed his life by now.
 
Oh it gets better... It will be interesting what becomes of this "new hire."

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He's got a great idea about the "pollinating" issue (like she's a bee). Or the fact that EWA's entire twitter feed is filled with updates about Ryan getting teeth pulled or what he ate for lunch. Or "why everyone hating on me" I'm just trying to be a gangster baller living in white suburbia.
 
Ok guys. I get it. You're not getting paid. That sucks.

They're not trying to run away with your money. I highly doubt EWA likes having it's name pulled through the mud, or that $2,000 is worth the damage being done to them.

The money's not there right now. Whether it's because of shortsighted payments, over-expansion, getting ripped off by an advertiser, whatever..it's not there.
They say they've got an investor coming on soon. This is clearly to try and be able to shore up their accounts.

So what does this mean to you? Barraging us with a thread every 2-3 days will accomplish very little. If the investor comes through, you will get paid. If he doesn't, then you probably won't.

Is this another Copeac? Probably not. Copeac had to take out a loan to even partially cover their accounts because they had money seized/frozen. The money didn't go anywhere. There was no potential expansion resulting from the money going away.
If EWA can get their accounts up to speed, they have a crap ton of expansion they've done(apparently a little too much) that should be able to keep them afloat more easily than other networks in the past. They're diversified, but short on liquid cash. It's a tricky position but not especially dire as these things go.

tldr; Godamn it stop posting these threads. Wait or don't.

Well shit, hopefully the investor doesn't have a google alert setup for EWA before handing over his moniez.
 
Oh it gets better... It will be interesting what becomes of this "new hire."

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He's got a great idea about the "pollinating" issue (like she's a bee). Or the fact that EWA's entire twitter feed is filled with updates about Ryan getting teeth pulled or what he ate for lunch. Or "why everyone hating on me" I'm just trying to be a gangster baller living in white suburbia.

I would polinate that bitch.

In other news birdman actually came through and posted the pic of her with a shoe on her head

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In other news birdman actually came through and posted the pic of her with a shoe on her head

Even if he does come through, she's probably from fiverr or some shit and he'll just pay her to take a pic with a shoe on her head. Ryan should take a picture WITH her.
 
He can't afford an office and these "employees" are from fiverr/craigslidt

There is no investor its the fantasy of a child, like at school the guywho always claimed to have an uncle who was a cowboy ninja fighter pilot or a hot girlfriend in another country.
 
I'm sober, yet not serene. I'm a Leo, and flashy. I chase money, not women. I'm not average, in any way. I demand respect, and work for success. I'm living on borrowed time, and I never take it for granted. I didn't complete college, because I had money to make. I make money, but it doesn't make me. I'm cocky, and confident. I run businesses, because I love creation. I'm a republican, and I understand why. I believe in God, and pray daily. I'm a 24 year old freakaholic, and a ladies dream. I'm a writer, but I keep my memoirs to myself. I won't sleep, because it's the cousin of death. I'm going to take over the world, like Pinky & The Brain. I understand my imperfections, and work at them. I'm misunderstood, but I don't need explaining. I can be called anything, but broke. I love haters, because they hate it. I'm self made, and self paid. I switch up exotic cars, like girls switch clothes. I'm the man, last time I checked. I always did my own thing, now I run the show. I don't want to be a product of my environment, I want my environment to be a product of me.
 
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Haters try to talk down on my name just to catch a little fame.

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They want to talk, walk, and act like me.

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My competition fanfaronades in comparison to me.

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I don't even have to say a word to make it happen.

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This sound like a guy to you who takes his business problems seriously?
 
This sound like a guy to you who takes his business problems seriously?

The ramblings of a shit kid who's gone on the defense.

If he took his business problems seriously he wouldn't be stringing along his affiliates with false hopes and promises.

Not paying is one thing, but straight up lying to folks in an effort to buy yourself some time for a dream that will likely never materialize?

That's fucked up.

If you got issues fine, be fucking up front and honest about it.

Owing people thousands of dollars while you're going around flashing gay ass golden business card holders and rolex watches and talking about how you're a baller?

That's even more fucked up.
 
Less posts from illiterates from India and more posts by illiterates in Chicago is what these threads need

My popcorn is getting stale