Call it something like "Which fictional character are you?"
Fill it with the same five option, ten question bullshit.
Then, at the end, regardless of what options were checked, give them this:
"You are yourself. You are not as intelligent/attractive/funny as your favorite movie/anime/book character. A ten question quiz will not reveal anything deep and insightful about your personal characteristics. The fact that you seek meaning in quizzes like these reveals only that you are a shallow, insipid human being."
Then maybe link them to some acai berriez.
Fill it with the same five option, ten question bullshit.
Then, at the end, regardless of what options were checked, give them this:
"You are yourself. You are not as intelligent/attractive/funny as your favorite movie/anime/book character. A ten question quiz will not reveal anything deep and insightful about your personal characteristics. The fact that you seek meaning in quizzes like these reveals only that you are a shallow, insipid human being."
Then maybe link them to some acai berriez.