Ferret devours baby!

[Fatbat]

Pet ferret eats seven fingers of baby boy - CNN.com

Certainly horrific but all I could think of while reading this was "hmmmm, nom nom nom nom nom"... does that make me a bad person?

 

[Magic Hat]

The dad killed the pet by hurling it across the house, Ambrose said.

Lol, wow.

law enforcement colleague with ties to Shriners International, a philanthropy known for working with child burn victims, called Ambrose upon hearing the news and made him aware of a procedure in which some toes can be surgically removed and attached to the hands in place of fingers, Ambrose said.

WTF

 

[bauss]

ew wtf

 

[justo_tx]

The parents are under investigation for neglect and not licensing the animal.

Isn't the "you irresponsible fucking failure of a father" look the kid is going to shoot his dad everyday punishment enough?

 

[clockwork84]

Ferrets are obligate carnivores. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferret#cite_note-7The natural diet of their wild ancestors consisted of whole small prey, i.e., meat, organs, bones, skin, feathers, and fur.

What kind of irresponsible parents let a ferret roam around their house with a four month old baby present? Ferret was obviously just getting his nom on. It'd be really fucked up if there is a story in a few weeks about the family rottweiler finishing the job.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferret#cite_note-8